Dude...Google!

My desk had a piece of plastic falling from it so i sent an email to the ppl that fix that kinda thing and she replied "please put the piece on the rad", sure but wtf is a rad? I'm looking all around the room i don't see no rad, so i ask my co worker "Yaaawww Ian what the bloodclawss is a rad?!" then he sends me this link... CLICK HERE LOL I died! Thanks Ian :)

"Nebby freakin night and nebby freakin day ... I wanna freak ya body like nebby freakin way"- Bryan Be.

Thanks but.. no thanks - the "you really shouldn't have" edition

I grew up playing basketball in the 90’s so logically one thing that has always been a consistent staple in my wardrobe/life has been air jordans… Until now…

I know some people will digg these sneakers (tha’s cool – I’m not madd)… but personally I can’t co-sign for these at all.. I'm sure JB (jordan brand) will package this with a creative marketing/add campaign with all the bells and whistles.. but before the hype ask yourself.. is it really worth your $190USD...

The air Jordan 2009??

read full review here

I didn't pay 190 dollars for AND1's back then (7th grade when them shits were hot.. member that?) and i'm not paying 190 dollars for em now...

thanks but no thanks - Easy pass for me....

Andy

Nostalgia

On Friday I went out with the boys to Nostalgia =D it was my first time and Duane along side with Trexx held it doooown. Even tho we rolled up at 1 AM with a crazy ass line outside and the security telling ppl to go home cuz they are not letting anymore ppl in Duane made sure we got in woop woop for Duane CODE 10 MANDOWN HOLLA!!! ok so i decided ...pssssssst hey Neb you are NOT driving tonight the two jasons came and picked you up, Sir Johnson even physically lifted you and carried you to the car so that you dont slip on the ice so WHY dont YOU get fuuuuuukkkeeed up hmm??? i said you know what inner voice??? I will damnit!!! everyone that KNOWS me knows that I am NOT a drinker (unlike Andy) one two ting drink and im gawnnn. So i started off with a bottle of Smirnoff complements of big homie D which will decided to spill half of it on his shirt while he was holding it for me so i got upset and took my ass downstairs where i saw Mademoiselle Coco, Sexy Lowe, GF for the night Lissa, African King Zukie, Twin neckless Kiki and a bunch of other sexified ppl, then zukie said "what you drinking??!" like always i said "naaah im good i'm good" and proceeded to bumpin and grinding with Coco THEN i saw Alize sitting pretty on the table just calling my name so i pull on Zukie's shirt and say "um zukie...can i have sum Alize pls?" he looked at me all crazy and says "it's yours! ...take it" and hands me the bottle *gasp* baaaaaaaaaaad idea... i filled up the first cup..straight....filled up the second cup....straight then 5 minutes later i said OMG somebody cawll me a cab!!! Although i acted like a complete ass I HAD SO MUCH FUN ;) Here are some pix that i tiefed off Coco & Lowe and Will's Blog ;) Enjoy This is Mademoiselle Coco and Zukie This here is my African competition in Toronto North Vs. South Lissa and Coco Scared? "we don't kno?! just po it up" 5 dolla holla Cryin to Jason Jason pretending he cares Grab su'thin Ohhhhh she dun backed it up on meh on meh oo i think she want meh want meh

so your legs can breathe in these jeans ?

I love Joe Budden TV.

Almost a year

*sigh*

Patriots whoop that Bill's ass 13-0

BLUEEEEEEEEEE 22!!! well damn i dont even know what that means BUT it's A OK lol I woke up late today and watched the pats whoop on the bills behind they was whoopin on em! I was never a big football fan I even remember when i thought football was soccer until my first BF explained to me the difference... ever since then it looked interesting so i was drawn to the hype. At the 10 on third down, Morris ran for 2 yards and with a fourth and 3, New England elected to try the still tricky 26-yard field goal............It never had a chance. This game was super intense the Bills tried and tried and it was NOT the wind's fault the Pats were just not having it, they was like naaaah not today we dont care if we playing in yo house we still gonna whoop that ass, but i mean c'amon they shoulda known, they cant get upset they messin with grown ass men who went to the ship on more than one occasion let's get serious.

bam bam bam

From: Us

To: You

NBA on Christmas day YAH TRICK YAH!!

happy holi.daze world if your tired of watching Elf/Home Alone there's few games on worth checking out... New Orleans Orlando 12:00 PM ET San Antonio Phoenix 2:30 PM ET Boston L.A. Lakers 5:00 PM ET Washington Cleveland Dallas Portland 10:30 PM ET Boston/L.A should be doouzie but I dont' see the Celtics loosing... Andy,

new years resolutions

i don't know about ya'll but i tend to lose thought of mine around february. i hear the same ones every year too. they usually involve losing weight or working out. this year mine is to be more considerate of others. my main thing is going to be "do not talk negative about others if they are not present". im really bad with trash talking, therefore im going to stop. anyways i know ya'll have some yourselves; LET ME HEAR THEM.

Permanently one - The Score

Quickly ran to the mall yesterday to start my Christmas shopping… (I haven’t thought of any creative gift ideas like in past years …sooo Everyone’s getting gift cards… take that…take that…take that) anyway I wandered into the Music Store (HMV – which stands for His Masters Voice.. im sure only a few people knew wat it stood for) I didn’t have much time so I quickly scanned through my preferred genres fortunately for me I was reunited with a long lost friend… I’m sure many of you own this classic album already… isn’t good music is timeless? I Had this cassette in grade school an this album was on repeat daily (on the bus/ at recess/ after school) Turn up your volume and enjoy one of the many classics off this album - Killing me Softly (Lauryn we miss you - but you already knew that)

A present from Andy for you to Enjoy

Andy Fact or Fiction: I wont date a female that doesn’t know the lyrics to this track?…FACT peace, Andy

interesting ...

he is something else.

CHICKEN NUGGETS commercial on BET coincidence.... not likely

Saw this commercial last night on BET... Well played McDonald's I actually laughed.. Plus you plugged the right product to the right audience didn't you... I can already see Welch's re-branding their Grape Juice to Grape Drink...drastic economic times call for drastic measures.. (i guess) Andy, ps: ..she had a 10piece and couldn't share...tha's kinda fuked up... dont' you think?

"sex on a spoon"

via BOSSIP "we are deep frying everything that we can" ... OREOs and twinkies though ? like forreal ! that shit is filthy LMAO @ her comment before it ended "sex on a spoon"

Do you know rihanna ? Come get your fame !

A new documentary that's airing in Barbados soon. This kinda made me laugh. A little low budget don't you think ? Aww well that don't matter. Barbados is doing it up for RiRi ! Too bad ol` girl is probably shaking her head @ her aunt and uncle for participating.

Splash

"james cooper is an art photographer living in bermuda. this location is a key part of his work, which consists largely of underwater photography. however cooper’s work isn’t about documenting the aquatic life in the picturesque waters. instead he depicts people in water accompanied by surreal props like spray paint cans or bright strings. cooper gets in the water himself, directing and taking photos as he is submerged. the strange circumstance of each photo gives them a surreal feeling." I can dig it.

♥

The truth: I tried to kick game to him long ago, it didn't turn him on so he paid me no mind *siiiiiiiigh* ya win sum ..... u lose sum :)

I love my friends

Him:

"My pants are too tight tonight and it's making my back hurt, I'm getting nauseous, there was no in between sizes..."

*And just when i thought he was done...* Him:

"And my balls are like bulging...when i sit...the seam goes right up the crotch"

Me: Classic!! Him:

"Yea you say that now..i'm a fuckin muffin top today"

Speak no Evil

Do you ever sit there and remember when you used to talk shit about someone? not even serious shit...just silly things ie: "i don't like her cuz she looks like a raccoon" OR "i hate her attitude who the fuk does she think she is?!!" even though you had NO REASON to really talk about her cuz you didn't know her from a hole in the wall. ANYWAY i just realized today that things work funny in this lil place we are living in. Because all of a sudden the same bitch you was talking nasty about last year?? is the same bitch ur smiling at today (for real for real no fake play) and you actually think "yo this bitch is cool" but damn why did you have to go on and judge her for?!!!! I don't know about you but i love growing older and learning and i take in all lessons that come my way. so yes LESSON LEARNED GOTDAMNIT! Side note: i love all my free time cuz i get to just come on here and talk to you guys about whatever the fuk i want :)

Snuggie & Oli

Since me and kenza have been snowed in we have come across a whole lotta funny ass commercials, these are some gems we love. If you ask me...it's pope swag AND (he will even buy your teef)

Ever wonder what ppl are talkin bout across the room????

well....

commuter

Before I start blahberrin I wanna apologize for my spellin and I'm typin VIA berry. Anyway the feds took my drivin rights away from me and suspended my licence. Now I have places to go and shit to do and I haven't used the T since boston,I didn't know a damn thing I didn't know how much to pay so I just dropped 3 dollars in there every time. I went to the dude in the glass box and asked him for a token to get on the train n he looked at me all crazy. Anywho this is day 2 without drivin my baby, she just been sittin there in front of my house w a full tank just wonderin why I haven't paid her no mind. I can for sure say I have come across some interesting folks and situmaytions in the past 48 hrs. I have seen everything from grown men wearing baby blue jordan track suits with a red bandana hangin out they back pockets (which reminds me someone needs to put an age limit on gangs you gotta retire at some point pls n thanks) to suave mente men thinkin they got game on the train. First of all if I have my headphones on and my face is burried in my Zane book (addicted woop woop) then that should tell you to fall back but still you wanna test the waters and approach me talking about "hello miss why you look so mean" with your au naturel breath which almost knocked me awff my damn seat wtf shit damn!!!! I was actually hoping me lookin so "mean" would keep u from comin over here but I guess you just too swaggy and confident for the downtown train SMH I also finally realized that the govt is out to get you, my mama always told me and I brushed it off, they just want ur money and yes monenies do fix a whole lot of shit cuz its about to get me my licence back in an hr (holla with a dolla) I also had to go thru security check and I came across a lady officer who was young blonde mixed and real cute so I smilled at her cuz u kno just wanted to let her know that I see u seeing me seeing you cuz u seen me so just be appropriate pls, so I shifted my attention to her partner the man officer who asked me if I had anythin in my pockets (as if anyone should bring a knife to this gun fight, no one sane does that shit) anyway I said "yea I do about 50 cents want it?" He laughed n told me to put it in the basket then officer Bites (I named her that cuz she kept bittin her lip,sorry I don't pick up on hints and plus no thanks) she decided to ask me the SAME question as the dude who is 2 cm away from her asked. Me like she wanted me to give her a joke too so I said no m'am I already put it in the basket then she said she's gonna look thru my bag (she didn't really look)then looked at me and saida" something smells really good what's that" she caught me off guard so I said its me, she said" no not perfume it smells like "candy sugar"( did she mean cotton candy?!) Anyway I said oh that would be my lip gloss ;) I gave her a wink and walked in the seating area. Tisk tisk tisk she lookin like this was NOT her first time being miss flirty McFlirty pants they about to call me in let's hope the judge is just as sweet. Currently listening to "Karma"-lloyd Banks (lol I luv puttin my ipod on shuffle)

Just got in from the Theaters...

I finally got a chance to go see Changling... I'm not going to bore you with a long winded review or get into how official Angelina Jolie was... but I will say it's nothing short of a masterpiece and the best movie I'v seen in theaters this year...

go check it out well worth your time and money..

peace, Andy

in that kind of mood today

"Learn to detach...Don't cling to things, because everything is impermanent... But detachment doesn't mean you don't let the experience penetrate you. On the contrary, you let it penetrate fully. That's how you are able to leave it... Take any emotion--love for a woman, or grief for a loved one, or what I'm going through, fear and pain from a deadly illness. If you hold back on the emotions--if you don't allow yourself to go all the way through them--you can never get to being detached, you're too busy being afraid. You're afraid of the pain, you're afraid of the grief. You're afraid of the vulnerability that love entails. But by throwing yourself into these emotions, by allowing yourself to dive in, all the way, over your head even, you experience them fully and completely. You know what pain is. You know what love is. You know what grief is. And only then can you say, 'All right. I have experienced that emotion. I recognize that emotion. Now I need to detach from that emotion for a moment." - Mitch Albom

The L Tower

Type - Skyscraper Designation - Condominium Status - Proposed Height - 205m Floors - 55 Units - 496 suites Suites - From 43m2 to 157m2 I drive by this every day to go to work so i decided to look into it. DAMN i want in...as in move in of course. It looks like a sick ass boot and you know what i say...if the shoe fits...I'll buy it- JASON HOOK IT UP!!!!

Forgot to mention..

it's worth repeating in a new post.... Each campaign targets a desired audience – and execution is always done with style and creativity.. Good for... I Like him Andy

Market Segmentation - Toyota

I truly believe Toyota has got one of the most structurally sound marketing strategies in business.. Each campaign targets a desired audience – and execution is always done with style and creativity.. Hats off - to the creative leads and agencies that build these concepts And Hats off - to Toyota for having enough balls to release them Although this is a worldwide brand the concept of creative, thought provoking campaigns can be seen and heard.. in every content a Toyota is available… Found a few campaign commercials for you to enjoy. Every one can relate to this - The Gamer The Trap This got love in the sneaker community: The Assist Andy,

Dear Santa, Remember how I didn't ask for anything and gave out the best gifts last year ? What a good girl I am ! Well this year all I want is my SLR camera. I know you've been hearing me tryna persuade momma dukes, sorry for the loudness that's just how she talks I swear. Hopefully you come through this year and hook me uppppp. I'll be expecting you. From your favorite , Kenza =) Ps: Sorry Nebby ate your cookies when I was 7. She made me stop believing in you cause I woke up to her complaining about how nasty they tasted. She's a bad one, get her some coal ;)

yeah you pronounce my name an.dy

Woke up early this morning an played this track.. Reflection Eternal good music is timeless...this track will never expire Andy

Challenge

I (along with Norm and Priscilla) would like to propose a challenge to my fellow blog members Andrew and Kenza. It's called the "Bet you can't do it like me Xmas edition". .$20 Dollar limit nothing more nothing less (without tax) .Receipt to support amount spent (to avoid cheating you cheaters) .Presents will be posted on blog for our readers to pick winner (the most creative/bestest present wins) :) That simple. Bring your A+ Game Bitches PS: you guys should do this with your friends too it's fun and takes the pressure off buying each other expensive non fun things. I would love to see what ppl come up with!

Your arms too short to box with god

I'm sure alot of you had a mini net hangin on the back of your bedroom door growing up (I did)... member all the fun you had? until your brother/sister/cuzzin/neighbour/hatin ass kid for down the street broke your net... anyway Multiply the amount of fun you had by a Thousand because this is like having that same mini net 9.5 feet in the air.... so yeah...I'm now accepting new challengers for a Holiday Dunk off... we've done this a few times before and always had madd funn... if i get enough people that really wanna do this we'll make it a small event .. if not just come to the store while im working an say "you ready to dunk old man?" we'll thro down a few dunks I'll win and you'll contemplate why you left your house to get embarrassed in front of your girl... see you Saturday?

Andy,

just friends, kinda

homeboy is looking kinda ...

No offense to you and yours but it's how i'm feeling right about now.

I said... "uuggghh i like it like that"

Uploaded by andy My boy was driving to the club satruday night and for some odd reason we were listening to some Juvi tracks... (weird ri?) anyways this song came on.. it's kinda funny cuz songs like this you never forget the lyrics but at the same time you never really payed much attention to them in the first place... I decided to listen to the lyrics... and it was pure GOLD (i replayed that shit like 5 times)... naturally when life gives you lemons you make lemonade and flip that shit to the thirsty... so I decided to use Juvi lyrics as pick up lines in the club that night... why you ask? cause i knew it would be funny.... and i love clowning around {fast forward to the club/bar} It took me a few drinks but I approached a female at the bar n said... "I like how them Victoria Secrets sit in that ass" she said: what? I said: "uuugghhh i like it like that" *by this point I couldn't help but laugh because she's lookin at me like im crazy.. she laughs and says: excuses me? I said:"Whats it gonna take for you to come in slow motion with me " She looks at me like im crazy for the second time and says "what are you talkin about?" At this point I have 3 options.. 1) try to explain myself/the situation...but how do you tell some one you never met - that you heard a Juvi track on the way to the club and decided to use his lyrics as pick up lines... 2) get my T-pain game on and buy this female a Drink 3) walk away an act like nothing happened.. What do you think I did? Hell yeah I bough her a drink ...Oh well she earned it... Well worth the amount of laughs we all had for the rest of the night...

I went and found the lyrics so you can enjoy this as much as i did... feel free to sing along Uhhh, I like it like that, she working that back, I don't know how to act, Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, Slow motion for me, move in slow motion for me, [Verse 1 (Soulja Slim)] I'm a dick thrower, her neck and her back hurting, Cut throat will have her like a brand new virgin, Its like when she gets used of it, then you start serving, Hop on top and start jiggy-jiggy jerking, Slow down for me, you moving too fast, My fingers keep slipping, I'm trying to grip that ass, Keep being hard headed and I'ma make you get on me, Got a human up disguise but my face is a doggy, If You loving my bark, let me bury my bone, I got four or five bad married bitches at home One of my bitches fell in love with that outside dick, That outside dick keep them hoes sick, like [Chorus X2] [Verse 2 (Juvenile)] Its like I got the world in my palm, your girl up under my arm She fucked up from the charm, She love the way the dick stay hard from 12 till early in the morn, fine bitches if you listening you heared me i'm strong, If you going through your cycle I ain't with it i'm gone, you must've heared about them hoes that I beat up in my home, They wasn't telling the truth baby you know they was wrong, Now, make it official and drink some of that Dom, I don't mind buying blue, you riding too, don't be asking a nigga question bout where I'm driving you, Lil mamma my shit together I ain't jiving you, I don't think that nigga could do you better than I could do, you know The Juvenile from cross the street by the derby, Same nigga used to be runnin' with Rusty and Kirby, Can a playa from tha nolia get a chance with it, but I can't bounce with you without using my hands with it [Verse 3 (Soulja Slim and Juvenile)] [Soulja Slim] Slow Motion, she open, I'm hopin' she don't leave my dick broken, with brush burns and swollen, I'm toting she don't wanna make me out and believe her, I guarantee I'ma see ya when I see ya, And just don't holla out my name like we was all in, Yo pussy throwback, and you know that, So stop stunt'n, slow motion for a real nigga, I'm gone off that incredible potion and i'ma deal with you [Juvenile] I like how them Victoria Secrets sit in that ass, Lemme pour some more hyp and hennesy in ya glass, Would I be violating, If I grabbed me handfull, I'm knowing whats happening, all I want is a sample, Who you wit ? I'm in a rental today, Its going down at the Hamptown Inn and I remember the way, Less money we spend on bullshit, the more for the weed Whats it gonna take for you to come in slow motion with me like,

Andy.nile,

*sigh*

OK I'm typing this and I'm very disappointed in myself, my mother, my uncles, my cousins and all my homies that have "been there for me" (yah right) whatever. Anyway, anyone that is close to me KNOWS i do NOT know how to eat chicken ie: chicken wings, chicken drums and i just found out today RIBS, i only know how to eat it if it doesn't have a bone in it (laugh all you want). It might sound super silly to a lot of ppl but I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW and its so fukin frustrating cuz even my sister she puts a chicken wing in her mouth and takes out a shiny bone, wtf?! that's sick! Ever since i was a lil girl my mom would ALWAYS pick the good chicken out from the bone and give it to me...and now look at me, where to go Najat!!! Today a special lady packed me food to take to work, it contained ribs and mashed potatoes yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, first of all i never had ribs so i was amped and hyphy to get in there and murder it, i tried i tried and i tried and it tasted soooo delish but i know damn well i left a whole lot behind and i wish i can get it all but i just don't know how GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! This is the after pictures:

Dx: Nurse swagg

Rx:

OG'ed up

Last week My OG was in town for a show. Like always we had a splendid time, ate obese food and did hood thangs. After the show was the after partaaay at the drank where we let loose and shook it like a polaroid picture. Here are some pix from our fun times together and a lil video LOVE HIM!!!