She's been looking all kinds of good lately!! Go Jlo!!!!


Rated X

Helloooooooooooooooo x-tina...

We all need a friend like this...

Don't jump the gun

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Best Fuck You EVER

Nicole wrote us:

I thought you might get a kick outta this lol!!

So this chick got caught sucking off some dude in the bathroom at the same bar that her boyfriend was at, not once during the night, but twice!!! The cousin of a friend of mine (and about 100 other people) received this on Facebook because the guy sent it to about 100 people, putting the bitch on BLAST!! Peep the chicks email first, then his reply after! FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!

Dear Brad,
It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, the world looked funny yesterday,I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened. I am so sorry.
Hopefully talk to you soon,

Dear Elizabeth,
Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under 'L' for 'Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about'. You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is 'a stupid thing'; Mixing in a red Sock with a load of whites is 'a stupid thing'; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much raisin bran that morning isn't as much a 'Stupid thing' as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar. To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once, but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying 'Well, I didn't Fuck him' somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world 'looked funny' to you yesterday. Since your World revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blonde who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know. PS. I forwarded this email to about 100 people.
Talk to you never,

*I don't even know Brad and I love him LOL!*


What BlackBerry fans have been waiting for...

RIM is finally set to give blackberry OS a long overdue makeover. The new OS (dubbed “blackberry 6”) addresses the glaring weaknesses that all BlackBerry smartphones have been plagued with since the beginning of time.. (outdated web browser, lackluster media platform, unintuitive UI) check out the BlackBerry 6 teaser video RIM released yesterday -- i think its safe to say blackberry 6 is a baby step in the right direction... what do you think? The new blackberry 6 will be available fall this year.. -A


backpedaling down memory lane

this one goes out to anyone who grew up in toronto listening to young tony/deep pockets ... im not even sure how or why im remembering this right now... i guess music has a strange way of sticking with you.. im sure only toronto heads can relate to this but I remember the streets buzzin for months after tony freestyled on project bounce (89.5) --.... definitely a talented emcee -- check out what i dug up online...anyone know if he's still making music?


Don't piss off your babymama



Did A. Keys get a stylist?!?


The Sapeurs

There are men/boys part of a subculture devoted to stylish dressing in Congo. The Sapeurs, as they call themselves, is derived from SAPE, an acronym for the movement itself, (Société des Ambianceurs et Persons Élégants). The word sape, perhaps not accidentally, also means “to dress with elegance and style” in French.
AMAZING, I love their confidence, even with the pepto suit, confidence, in my opinion is what style is all about.


appreciate what you have -- "easier said then done"?

short film of what the Earth would be like if it was shrunken down to 100 people in the constant hunt for -- new, cool & trendy have you stopped to appreciate what you have? every now an then i think about where i came from n where im going but i know i take things for granted daily.. im truly a product of my environment (North America)... I only know what i know or what im surrounded by (out of sight out of mind) .... i rarely think of things from a global perspective... i'll try and do better for the worlds sake.. -andy.

Tattoo Tights

Megan Good was spotted wearing this get up last night. I'm in love with her tatted tights!!!

For the girl that wants that sexy thigh effect sans permanent ink ;)
Anyone know where i can snatch a pair????



Liar Liar pants on fire

I came across this post on WWW, found it interesting and wanted to share it with you(s) :

All of us lie, and all of us get lied to, its a fact of life. But there are always those times when you are not sure and but you would LOVE to find out ;)

Before I continue, let me say this; In most situations I say absolutely nothing when I think that I am being lied to. Primarily because it just isn't worth the fight, secondly because I usually know the reason why the person is lying to me and thirdly, its better to keep that knowledge to yourself so that you can reveal it (usually indirectly) at the perfect moment so that the person knows not to mess with you in the future.
Anyway, below are some points I pulled from an article that describes how to detect a liar

• A person who is lying to you will avoid making eye contact.

• Hands touching their face, throat & mouth. Touching or scratching the nose or behind their ear. Not likely to touch his chest/heart with an open hand.


• The display of emotion is delayed, stays longer it would naturally, then stops suddenly.

• Timing is off between emotions gestures/expressions and words. Example: Someone says "I love it!" when receiving a gift, and then smile after making that statement, rather then at the same time the statement is made.

• Gestures/expressions don’t match the verbal statement, such as frowning when saying “I love you.” • Expressions are limited to mouth movements when someone is faking emotions (like happy, surprised, sad, awe, )instead of the whole face. For example; when someone smiles naturally their whole face is involved: jaw/cheek movement, eyes and forehead push down, etc.


• A guilty person gets defensive. An innocent person will often go on the offensive.

• A liar is uncomfortable facing his questioner/accuser and may turn his head or body away.


• A liar will use your words to make answer a question. When asked, “Did you eat the last cookie?” The liar answers, “No, I did not eat the last cookie.”

•A statement with a contraction is more likely to be truthful: “ I didn't do it” instead of “I did not do it” • Liars sometimes avoid "lying" by not making direct statements. They imply answers instead of denying something directly.

• The guilty person may speak more than natural, adding unnecessary details to convince you... they are not comfortable with silence or pauses in the conversation.

• A liar may leave out pronouns and speak in a monotonous tone. When a truthful statement is made the pronoun is emphasized as much or more than the rest of the words in a statement.

• Words may be garbled and spoken softly, and syntax and grammar may be off. In other words, his sentences will likely be muddled rather than emphasized.


• If you believe someone is lying, then change subject of a conversation quickly, a liar follows along willingly and becomes more relaxed. The guilty wants the subject changed; an innocent person may be confused by the sudden change in topics and will want to back to the previous subject.

• Using humor or sarcasm to avoid a subject.

Check out this article on Eye Movement and Lying


Obviously, just because someone exhibits one or more of these signs does not make them a liar. The above behaviors should be compared to a persons base (normal) behavior whenever possible.
This leads me to ask, what's the worst lie someone told YOU??
How do YOU determine if someone is bullshitting you??



..hardly home barely rep'n tour continues

.. next stop: boston, mass
click the photo to get the full picture in high-res
nebby/kenza help me out ...what are the "must do's" in the bean?... anyone else familiar with boston out there?? all help is appreciated.. thx in advance


Dear Brandy,

Really????? THAT hair line/lace front!? and Those chola brows?!? REALLY?!?!?!?


Do you like Free Things? Do you Like Coffee? ...On April 15, bring in a reusable mug to Starbucks and get a free brewed coffee. .. I'll be passing on this "earth day" freebie -- had my first and last coffee a few years ago... didn't go over so well more coffee for you anyways... Enjoy! Andy.

you did this TO YOURSELF

laugh a little


Missing the good ol (sex) days

Hey Neb!
I sooooo have a question! Okay, I am in a relationship things are goin well except in one aspect: the sex isn't what it used to be! Its just a wam bam thank you ma'am type thing. =( A girl has needs and I don't wanna step outside my relationship but what de hell do I do!? Cause there are plenty a guys I know that can take care of that glitch if he won't! (Wrong I know) Lol I tried to talk about it but he became defensive so I don't know! How should I go about this and improve our sex life?
J.Rabbit (incognito lol)

Hi Miss J. Rabbit (lol)

Man oh man, i have been in a comparable state before, with my FIRST boyfriend, after being together for more than a year the sex became a routine and I just couldn't handle that, I never spoke about it tho, I just got turned off as time went on and we eventually broke up. Whoever said that sex is NOT significant is clearly buggin out cuz
Dreadful sex + Time= A breakup waiting to happen.
I am not telling you to break up with him because as I got older I would almost certainly have handled that connection a tad bit differently. What I would do if I was you is take charge, if you want things done differently sometimes you have to make it happen on your own. Switch it up on his ass, play dress up, cuff him, blindfold him, show him while telling him what you want ;)
OH! You know what helps and makes couples do kinky things?!?? WINE!!!! I’m not sure if you're a drinker but a few glass of wines.....and yea...
In conclusion, don't make it HIS responsibility to feel the need to change things up and keep YOU pleased because what if he is feeling the same way??? Take the lead and play boss for a change, you might bring out his freaky side.



it was all good just a week ago...

for the past few years i've been whining about wanting to go to Pittsburgh.... last weekend i stopped whining and took the 6hr drive out to Pittsburgh to enjoy the long weekend.. did the standard tourist activities; a bit of sightseeing, shopping & dinning in the city but the highlight of the trip was going to PNC Park in downtown Pittsburgh to watch the pirates & dodgers play on opening day...
check out a few photos from the game -- click the photo to get the full picture in high-res
...another notch on my "memorable sporting events" belt

H&M inspired by Coachella

Coachella.com Available May 20, 2010,this will be H&M's first ever music festival-inspired collection ever, check it out in the Divided department and keep in mind 25% of sales proceeds will be donated to youth HIV/AIDS awareness projects. Prices range from $12.95 to $99.00 H&M's has done it again. I absolutely love the pieces. xoxo LOLA


Video Taaaawk

Some of you guys have been sending me messages on tumblr talking about my "words of wisdom". idk where its all coming from but thank you, i guess? so someone (who asked me not to name drop) asked me a question. i do not know her but she was one of my twitter followers. anyways, i went on video chat with her because she INSISTED on me giving her advice. after talking to her for a several min, lol the first few were kinda akward, we got down to business and solved the problem. She was actually really friendly and sooo not stalkerish lol. SO! I decided that maybe if you guys have any questions for me, wether it be random, personal, whatever, i could answer them for ya via video. all you gotta do is email me at the segment email with the subject titled "question for kenza". lets see how this goes. oursegment@yahoo.com



A message for us haters lmao

"...I also know a lot of 20 somethings, go out get a lil too drunk and go home w a guy who's name they cant remember"

Steve R O_o ster

I threw up in my mouth

In the famous words of one of my homies, he wouldn't even be able to blow a kiss at my pussy lmao


OMG cut it out

Are you serious? bootleg  home made ass video with nasty Harry as the lead man OMG gross. stop it.



OMG I was waiting on whitney to come out from behind the curtain.


Men Vs Women

“Why do men cheat?” from girlfriends crying on my shoulder to strangers asking me for advice. I let that question preserve and shaped a question from that query.
“Why do girls get heartbroken…when their men cheat?” I’m not sure what your definition is of cheating is, but to me cheating on me is when you are involved in an emotional/mental/intellectual connection/relationship with someone else. I’m not condoning getting physical with other women when you are with me, but I do recognize that some men can’t hold out. They NEED it, and sometime I’m just not around, therefore if Joanne wants to suck my man's dick when I’m a different time zone, she can go ahead and do so.
Before you point a finger and call me crazy you must try to grasp how I grew up. I was exposed to dishonesty/deceit at a very young age, unfortunately it made me strongly accept that the majority of men cheat and like my mother, the majority of women get heartbroken. To be completely honest with you, I’m not sure if I have ever been cheated on.

Have I ever caught a boyfriend cheating on me? No
Have I asked if they have cheated on me? No
Do I want to know? Hell no

I don’t think that cheating is right; I actually think it’s very weak, but I don’t think we have control over it . Don't get me wrong tho, as soon as my womanly instinct kicks me in the gut, I'm out.

Back to the question I got from the original question, why is it that most women destroy to pieces when they are faced with such a misfortune. It’s because the majority of women are emotional, love hard, care and when physically involved with ONE person, all plus more is positioned into that specific relationship, sadly but strongly believing that it’s mutual.

If women moved the same way some men do: have one main, some side pieces/jump offs whose faces are sat on and given the wrong number; would hearts still be broken?

Side note: Seeing Eye for eye and tooth for tooth is not the answer, and this doesn’t apply to women who are married because that’s whole new level of commitment.

With Love,


im back

i missed blogging on here guys. gosh! dont think i dont come on here all the time and read the posts and comments though. i love our followers ! i have to ask yall something. what do you guys think about "haters"? im talking all types of haters. if someone has a lot of haters what would be the best advice you would give them? & if you have a funny hater story then go ahead and share! happy easter btw ! <3 kenza


back @it

bag packed...
maps loaded..
long weekend road trip'n
get out an enjoy the LW ya'll!