12/14/08

I said... "uuggghh i like it like that"

Uploaded by andy My boy was driving to the club satruday night and for some odd reason we were listening to some Juvi tracks... (weird ri?) anyways this song came on.. it's kinda funny cuz songs like this you never forget the lyrics but at the same time you never really payed much attention to them in the first place... I decided to listen to the lyrics... and it was pure GOLD (i replayed that shit like 5 times)... naturally when life gives you lemons you make lemonade and flip that shit to the thirsty... so I decided to use Juvi lyrics as pick up lines in the club that night... why you ask? cause i knew it would be funny.... and i love clowning around {fast forward to the club/bar} It took me a few drinks but I approached a female at the bar n said... "I like how them Victoria Secrets sit in that ass" she said: what? I said: "uuugghhh i like it like that" *by this point I couldn't help but laugh because she's lookin at me like im crazy.. she laughs and says: excuses me? I said:"Whats it gonna take for you to come in slow motion with me " She looks at me like im crazy for the second time and says "what are you talkin about?" At this point I have 3 options.. 1) try to explain myself/the situation...but how do you tell some one you never met - that you heard a Juvi track on the way to the club and decided to use his lyrics as pick up lines... 2) get my T-pain game on and buy this female a Drink 3) walk away an act like nothing happened.. What do you think I did? Hell yeah I bough her a drink ...Oh well she earned it... Well worth the amount of laughs we all had for the rest of the night...

I went and found the lyrics so you can enjoy this as much as i did... feel free to sing along Uhhh, I like it like that, she working that back, I don't know how to act, Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, Slow motion for me, move in slow motion for me, [Verse 1 (Soulja Slim)] I'm a dick thrower, her neck and her back hurting, Cut throat will have her like a brand new virgin, Its like when she gets used of it, then you start serving, Hop on top and start jiggy-jiggy jerking, Slow down for me, you moving too fast, My fingers keep slipping, I'm trying to grip that ass, Keep being hard headed and I'ma make you get on me, Got a human up disguise but my face is a doggy, If You loving my bark, let me bury my bone, I got four or five bad married bitches at home One of my bitches fell in love with that outside dick, That outside dick keep them hoes sick, like [Chorus X2] [Verse 2 (Juvenile)] Its like I got the world in my palm, your girl up under my arm She fucked up from the charm, She love the way the dick stay hard from 12 till early in the morn, fine bitches if you listening you heared me i'm strong, If you going through your cycle I ain't with it i'm gone, you must've heared about them hoes that I beat up in my home, They wasn't telling the truth baby you know they was wrong, Now, make it official and drink some of that Dom, I don't mind buying blue, you riding too, don't be asking a nigga question bout where I'm driving you, Lil mamma my shit together I ain't jiving you, I don't think that nigga could do you better than I could do, you know The Juvenile from cross the street by the derby, Same nigga used to be runnin' with Rusty and Kirby, Can a playa from tha nolia get a chance with it, but I can't bounce with you without using my hands with it [Verse 3 (Soulja Slim and Juvenile)] [Soulja Slim] Slow Motion, she open, I'm hopin' she don't leave my dick broken, with brush burns and swollen, I'm toting she don't wanna make me out and believe her, I guarantee I'ma see ya when I see ya, And just don't holla out my name like we was all in, Yo pussy throwback, and you know that, So stop stunt'n, slow motion for a real nigga, I'm gone off that incredible potion and i'ma deal with you [Juvenile] I like how them Victoria Secrets sit in that ass, Lemme pour some more hyp and hennesy in ya glass, Would I be violating, If I grabbed me handfull, I'm knowing whats happening, all I want is a sample, Who you wit ? I'm in a rental today, Its going down at the Hamptown Inn and I remember the way, Less money we spend on bullshit, the more for the weed Whats it gonna take for you to come in slow motion with me like,

Andy.nile,

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

are you yelling when the letters are bigger? lol

did you get her number?

Chilly Willy said...

ur an idiot andy! lol

Fev said...

*dead*

Anonymous said...

lmao. Andy you are a trip!! I would have looked at you crazy too!

man, when you sit and read the lyrics out loud with no rhythm it sound soooooooo BAD! JESHHH!

Andy. said...

Anonymous1: lol No im not yelling when the letters are getting bigger..
an i didnt' ask for her number.. i just bought her a drink and told her to enjoy her night

Will - if by idiot you mean "Awsome Wicked Cool and The Man" then yes i am an idiot

Fev - please don't die :(

Breezi F said...

I am weak! lol If i was to hear that from a dude I'd probably be geeked and sing the rest of the lyrics. LMAO maybe cause I am silly! I hope you bought her a good drink for participating! =)

Anonymous said...

LOL... I agree with Breezi. I would sing along and play the game too. All is fun in games. You're too much, lol!

KEY -KEY said...

"And when we fuck, that ain't got nuttin to do with the rest of the world, You don't call me, I ain't gon' call you, When we hook up, we just hook up, but OH NO,You wan' take it all out of context, and you know what this really is
You know what the situation is, why you doin that?"


honestly i have no idea why i just posted that.. maybe its the ADHD.. but its one of my favorite Juvi lyrics lol

Anonymous said...

lol...juve's my cuzzo..best track eva R.I.P. SLIM

Anonymous said...

DAMN, THATS MY HOOD..NOT THE SAME..DAMN U KATRINA!