THE SEGMENT: Funny Shit

4/26/11

Miss Monet writes...

This is something we’ve been working on for a really long time. Ive always wanted to learn how to use the audio software on my computer in different ways and this has been such an great learning experience for me, so I’m really excited to share this with my blog friends!

My good friend Nebby thought it would be a great idea to start a talk radio show which in turn evolved into recording real conversations between friends. It has probably been the most honest, open and vulnerable thing I’ve ever did in a while, but I can see how this can turn into something very therapeutic not just for the people leading the conversation but for those listening too. In this episode, nebby discusses with Lissa (me!) the stresses of competition between women and invites a special guest with a message for all the ladies.

Clickity click right under or right HERE...I know you wanna ;)
**this conversation contains explicit language, listener discretion is advised**

Enjoy
oxxx

3/21/11

Cashmere Thoughts x Photoshoot

Remember a few months ago I asked you to submit all your questions regarding love, life, friends, men, shopping and everything in between?
Well, I have been working on this amazing project and I'm doing my best to keep you updated without saying too much....

A big thank you goes out to: Myself, Kenza, Lissa, Bryan, Will, Andrew & you for your sometime-ish criticized inappreciable opinions.

2/9/11

Girl bye!

So the other night Prince had a show in NYC. During a part of his performance he brought people up and danced with them. One of the lucky women he picked was Kim Kardashian. Guess what she did? Nothing! Prince being the amazing man that he is had something to say about her little act. Lmao! I can't.

Ps: Prince, pick me to go on stage with you. I promise we would have such a good time!

What Prince is thinking in the pic: "Girl bye!"

10/21/10

Amir Johnson’s Raptors Montreal Ticket Give Away

I was more than happy to participate when I was asked to do un petit favor. This was pure comedy!!

Question: Which 3 players did I climb The Great Wall of China with??

Tweet your answer to @IamAmirJohnson and one lucky winner will receive 2 tickets to see the Raptors play the Knicks in Montreal this Friday! You will also get post game passes to meet and greet Amir! or Click HERE to enter.

9/15/10

clASS is in session

GOOD EVENING CLA$$!

In our previous session we had a lecture about The Nan, today we will be discussing the main asset...The Donk.
As you can see on our diagram they all come in different shapes and sizes, they vary in hight, width, color and feel. Some like to be caressed, others punished. Thou shall not judge since everyone has a certain taste.

Now ladies, one by one step up nice and slowly to the podium and point out what you're working with.

I'm sorry...WHAT?!?!?!??!

Oh dear...i'm sure you thought this was a good idea or maybe you wanted to do something to stand out but OMG why?!?!? that lil baby fur on your shoulders is KILLING ME!!!! bahahahahahahhahahah ok ok done.

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