don't you dare sing live ever again !

rihanna performed at the AMA's
i really liked those songs too =(
kenza says: that sounded terrible and looked terrible

new moon x new obsession

buying tickets ahead of time and waiting in line for almost an hour. yeeeah my boyfriend is pretty awesome. anyways, overall i think that it was a really good movie. i mean im hearing a lot of the book readers criticize it and say it was horrible blah blah blah. what yall need to understand is that "the book version" of the movie, aka "your personal version" of the movie cannot and will not ever be made lol. so with that aside i will continue on and say that i enjoyed it every every much. i also think that bella is hella stupid to pick edward over jacob, hence the picture i put up top lol. i get it though, she's in love... whatever ! but yeah if you have time and wanna go watch it you deff should. the lines would have died out by now ;)

ill always love you jacob,
kenza <3

taylor lautner x vampires

oh hey guys its kenza. just came in from watching new moon ... it was awesome ! woooo man, i wish i could sit here and do a huge post on how amazing it was but im too tired for all of that. ill post something tomorrow <3

ps: sorry for being m.i.a, school is killer

Head Over Heels

I’m Marcus McFly. The bald kid from the “you know”.

I don’t claim to be some expert on sex. Hell, I just lost my virginity my damn self. Lie. I just think, from a philosophical standpoint, its about establishing some form of reciprocity when it comes to doing the ‘grown up’. And in my opinion, that’s what the bulk of relationships – be they one night stands or happily ever afters – center around. Reciprocation and balances.

Oh, I’m talking about felatio, cunninglus, going down. Eating pussy.

I was talking to Zineb (Nebby of The Segment) a couple of weeks ago regarding the topics I would cover when submitting to her blog. This was one topic we joked about discussing, and I sort of drug my feet approaching it. Until, one of her readers accepted my challenge of emailing me any questions or thoughts regarding my weekly posts.

A shorty blasted my Blackberry with the question: “...my boyfriend doesn’t give me any foreplay or oral sex which is a problem because I haven’t had an orgasm in months… …what do you suggest I do to convince him to give me head?”. She went on to write a few other choice things. Something along the lines of “…are all guys afraid to go down or is it just him?...” . Quite honestly my vanity interpreted most of her email as an invitation to give her the relief she needs- but thats just me being vain again.

My only recommendation for shorty is, if hes not doing it for you then leave his remedial ass. Homeboy is giving a heavy amount of us brothers a bad name. I cant speak on behalf of any one man, but I can speak for myself when I say shorty aint afraid to kiss it. And there are a lot of dudes who aren’t.

So leave his ass and find a boy that will.

Call me a hater and a snake in the grass for making such a suggestion. I don’t even know homie, and I’m sure a lot of dude readers are probably just like him, afraid of it - its just that when it comes to relationships of physical intimacy [fucking]; if theres no reciprocity, theres no balance. And without balance, you are fucked from the start. Another classic principle. Efforts have to be matched, and people have to be satisfied.

I do a lot of shit talking with my homegirls and my homeboys respectively. Its often we talk about sex and relationships and the bulk of our conversations actually center around this concept of reciprocity. I note that there are more of my homegirls willing to go down than my homeboys – and it is what it is, its not going to slow down my progress – but damn, are we still afraid to go below the belt?

I know a lot of my girl friends already have their bases covered. Early on, they subscribed to the concept that what one person wont, another one will. Or more specifically; what one man fails to deliver, another will willingly provide- without thought or desire of expectation that his efforts will be reciprocated. There is always a relief pitcher.

So to the shorty who hit me on the Blackberry with her question, step out for the sex you deserve. Go for it. Your boyfriend sounds like the type of dude who would rather be cheated on than satisfy his girl. Find yourself a lifestyle blogger from Kentucky with a tongue that won't quit; and go for yours.

I joke, but seriously; its no revolutionary idea, not an avant garde bedroom tactic- but for whatever reason, it is a substantially overlooked part of the sexual practice that most of my homies fail to observe. Don’t be a pussy when it comes to the pussy. If shes sucking your dick, homie lick the strip. Or be prepared to bow out gracefully, because at the end of the day she is going to get what she wants.

Its like the homie Pharrell said, “…I support the pussy if its brown or if its pink and aint afraid to eat it- but never if it stinks…”

Ladies?

PS: I do other shit here, follow the homie's Twitter.


Hey Marcus,
It's me Neb. I just wanted to say AMAZING post oh and amazing HS yearbook pic! lmao xoxooxox

the google conglomerate

the creative minds at google have been working on a few projects you might have heard of but know nothing about --Google Chrome & Google Wave ...I was hesitant to post this cuz it's a bit technical but i decided i would... seeing as it might change the way we all use the Internet..

google chrome


google wave

if your looking for more info on google wave you can watch this video also ... it's super long but it touches on a bit more of the functionality of google wave if you have a hour and twenty minutes to kill and your interested ... here you go


andy, i know ive been getting real techie lately -- i promise my next post will be about rims,hoes & guns (since everyone can relate to that)

Coming to you live from ...

Oooooo look what i can do :D



Bahamas :) from Nebby Neb on Vimeo.

Hit The Bitch

“Hit The Bitch”  is a website created by a Danish advocacy group. So the girl is standing there talking mad shit to you and the site allows you to use your mouse to continuously hit a woman in the face with a giant hand.

The site then rates each hit on a scale from “100% pussy” to “100% gangsta.” As you hit the woman her face begins to show bruises, and once enough blows are struck and the user reaches “100% gangsta,” the woman falls down and the phrase “100% IDIOT!” appears on the screen.

W O W are you fukin kiddin me!?

Lady Gaga x Fame Monster Album Trailer

Chris Brown x MJ Tribute

Major lazer x Pon de floor

I fux with this song.