12/18/08

commuter

Before I start blahberrin I wanna apologize for my spellin and I'm typin VIA berry. Anyway the feds took my drivin rights away from me and suspended my licence. Now I have places to go and shit to do and I haven't used the T since boston,I didn't know a damn thing I didn't know how much to pay so I just dropped 3 dollars in there every time. I went to the dude in the glass box and asked him for a token to get on the train n he looked at me all crazy. Anywho this is day 2 without drivin my baby, she just been sittin there in front of my house w a full tank just wonderin why I haven't paid her no mind. I can for sure say I have come across some interesting folks and situmaytions in the past 48 hrs. I have seen everything from grown men wearing baby blue jordan track suits with a red bandana hangin out they back pockets (which reminds me someone needs to put an age limit on gangs you gotta retire at some point pls n thanks) to suave mente men thinkin they got game on the train. First of all if I have my headphones on and my face is burried in my Zane book (addicted woop woop) then that should tell you to fall back but still you wanna test the waters and approach me talking about "hello miss why you look so mean" with your au naturel breath which almost knocked me awff my damn seat wtf shit damn!!!! I was actually hoping me lookin so "mean" would keep u from comin over here but I guess you just too swaggy and confident for the downtown train SMH I also finally realized that the govt is out to get you, my mama always told me and I brushed it off, they just want ur money and yes monenies do fix a whole lot of shit cuz its about to get me my licence back in an hr (holla with a dolla) I also had to go thru security check and I came across a lady officer who was young blonde mixed and real cute so I smilled at her cuz u kno just wanted to let her know that I see u seeing me seeing you cuz u seen me so just be appropriate pls, so I shifted my attention to her partner the man officer who asked me if I had anythin in my pockets (as if anyone should bring a knife to this gun fight, no one sane does that shit) anyway I said "yea I do about 50 cents want it?" He laughed n told me to put it in the basket then officer Bites (I named her that cuz she kept bittin her lip,sorry I don't pick up on hints and plus no thanks) she decided to ask me the SAME question as the dude who is 2 cm away from her asked. Me like she wanted me to give her a joke too so I said no m'am I already put it in the basket then she said she's gonna look thru my bag (she didn't really look)then looked at me and saida" something smells really good what's that" she caught me off guard so I said its me, she said" no not perfume it smells like "candy sugar"( did she mean cotton candy?!) Anyway I said oh that would be my lip gloss ;) I gave her a wink and walked in the seating area. Tisk tisk tisk she lookin like this was NOT her first time being miss flirty McFlirty pants they about to call me in let's hope the judge is just as sweet. Currently listening to "Karma"-lloyd Banks (lol I luv puttin my ipod on shuffle)

8 comments:

Ameena Ashley said...

good luck, lol. I hate when guys do that. "Why do you look so mean?" I get that a lot. Maybe I just don't wanna talk to yo monkey ass, lol. DAMN! get off the gas.

Anonymous said...

how would you have reacted if she asked for your number or something lol

Kate said...

"au naturel" bahahahahahahahahhahah LOL

Mista Jaycee said...

Just stopping by. I'll be back!
Jaycee

Anonymous said...

Money doesn't grow on trees...

Burna said...

good luck wit gettin the l's back..maybe that lady heard the lil wayne song and wanted to see if she could get lucky lol

be. • TheLegendsLeague • said...

All she want you to do is fuck the po leese.

Anonymous said...

lol @ Be's comment...
But the whole "mans tryna talk to you on the train ride" is gettin kinda lame. I get that whole "why you so serious" shit too. Wtf you want me to do, smile the whole time lookin all creepy and shit. And wth is there to smile about when you on the damn ttc early in the morning surrounded by people who aren't wearin deodrant, and some who don't even look like they been brushing. You somehow got the couple in the corner swallowing each others faces (that early in the morning... i would say 'get the hell offa me', cant stand PDA, no offense to anyone who does that shit, lol), then some weird creep behind you thinkin "just cause its rush hour she wont notice if i get a little close"... and then mr.suave wants to know "why you aint smiling." That shit peeves me out, lol. Sorry i just had to vent about that!
P.S. Random thought... but... the weather sucks ASS!