At one point in my life i thought all pussies looked the same...
A summer day in 2003, and i remember this because it's like it was yesterday, a friend of mine who I'm gonna call Nancy and I ran to the bathroom together to pee. I pulled my pants down so fast, pee pee'd, wiped and stoop up to pull my undies up.
I noticed that she kept staring at my nani... people that know me know I'm super comfy in my skin, so i said to her "I know whatever its fat" She shook her head and said "No why the fuk doesnt mine look like that?!" Ok, now I'm confused... what the fuck u mean WHY doesn't urs look like this *still with my pants around my ankles* I'm thinking yea they might not all be identical some must be skinny some might be Tik like mines, so i asked her to let me see...
She pulled her dress up, dropped the undies down and I SCREAMED.
I'm not playing with you I screamed top of my lungs like "WTF IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!" she said "I TOLD U!! it didnt used to look like this tho but i mean me and ____ have been together for about 6 yrs and we fuk at least 5 times a day"
O_o
Her shit was just allll out...she scared me for life
I'm aware now that they come in all shapes and sizes making her a #28 me a #6 just a lil on the thick side ;) what's your number?!
28 comments:
Thank God for my kitty.
I learn some new shit every time i hit up this blog ! I swear to god i thought all vajayjays looked alike too! I'm gonna have to agree & say i'm a number 6 too.
ps: i legit ran to the bathroom w/ my laptop to make sure i wasn't any of the loose-ish/scary ones
um i'm mad that chart made me try and mentally recall what my 'lady' looked like lol. That's what my mom used to call it when i was little and I still do :P The fiance and i have a pretty active sex life but that hasnt changed how it looks... but then again we dont go at it 5 times a day soooooo. I hope your friend knew about kegels!
whats up wit number 18 tho???
didn't know some chocha's were made with noodles???
eeeeeek.
I'd say i was a #10[not lop sided tho]. Before this post i thought there were only 3 typa cake; the plump ones, the flat no cushion ones, and the weird deflated balloon lookin ones. Ya learn something everyday.
16 and 18 look like they are trying to bite something.
Woooow! Shout out to all the 28's right now. Damn girl you better get it in...Literally. I actually thought long and hard about what my vagina looked like, and about the last time I touched myself. So I can honestly say I am a 6. Thank God from whom all blessings flow.
Eww (6) I cant believe (6) some Vaginas look like that lol (6) I'm weak. Thank u baby Jesus ( 6) for mine!! (6) I don't wanna share which one mine looks like. (6) because I don't want dudes all in my bidness ( 6) ...but...u get the hint. Lmao
#6 fa sho, but I'm mad these pics look like something out of "Where the Wild Things Are" lol
I'm sure its as pretty as you..ha.
Wow, that many different looking pussies out there? Now I can finally go on a pussy quest hunt for all the different types..lmao...jking. But all jokes aside, I'd have to agree with @Amena Lee. WTF is up with #18 for real?!
Fucking Awesome post miss, LOL.
From what I saw of the sex vid, Pam Anderson had a 6 too... the info is for visualization purposes ;-)
6, fa shooo.
i grew up calling it a 'poopanoochie'... is that out like, there? lol
eww #16 looks like it's tied in a knot!
I think every girl wants to believe they're a 6. If you watch some pornos (yea, porn - i said it) some of those women have some crazy lookin' twats too. *shudders @ thought of #28* poor Nancy..
post pics of your #6
for the chicks with roast beef lips, ya'll can get that fixed by a plastic surgeon...
#20 cause im skinny lmao!
21
it's been good to me judging from the rest :[
dont u watch alot of porn ? cause if you do, you would know that pussies come in all kinds of different forms lol
@Amena Lee: LMAOOOOOOOO!!!
Funny comments, the noodles one killed me! There is on the web a version like this one, only with real pictures. And there is one showing the difference in anuses, also real pictures. Oh, dear world wide web, with all the greath this you show us how can we ever thank you?
*drops pants and compares pussy to laptop*
lmao
best post by far.
i think im #20.
I'm so happy you guys enjoy my dirty mind lol
this is priceless......only nebb. lol
after this post i am glad and will definitely embrace my space from now on.
Ms.Nebby, u need your own TV show!!!! seriously, this is very educating!!! where in the world do ppl tlk about diff Pumpums??? Go head mama!!!!
NEBBY YOU FUCKIN' KILL ME!!!!!
Everytime I come on your blog, I DIE!!!
Love it!!!!
Bianca
wow...this doesnt make me feel any better... i knew it was weird looking but dang...so can u really get re constructive surgery and if so anybody got an estimate
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
so wait did your friend have a constant gaping hole?
and tons of meat flaps aka roast beef dangling like a bunch of cow tongues. can that be trimmed lol ?
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