You are giving me the green light

To slap the shit out of you if I catch you wearing these!

Pardon?

No, no we don't feel anything you just said...

Kim K

You know what Kim?!? NO COMMENT! Please see your ex friend's music career Paris Hilton. smh

Ginuwine x Chocolate Milk

Dear Ginuwine, 

I remember back in High School I was still a newbie and I was introduced to your music and instantly fell in lust with your words. Fast forward however many years later, I understand you want to maintain relevant like Diddy and you prob. want to make money but umm the new face of wholesale discount chain Costco’s ‘Adult Chocolate Milk’ ?!?

Why can't you just retire a legend? Lil Kim needs to take notes too! we loved you back in the day, we respected you, we bumped your music but sometimes you just have to let go and let the new kids do their thing, until of course the new shipment comes in.

Signed,

your ex admirer

I LOVED Nutella until.........

Good gosh golly gracious O_O where do i begin?!?!?!? I just won't. I just can't.

Christian Dior Contacts

Dubbed “Dior Eyes” these contact lenses come with the CD logo and your choice of glitter, gold, or black iris cover for a finishing touch. Do you like? They go for $100 – $145 bucks in Europe only!

NO THANKS!!!