There is always something I take notice of that just slaps me right in the face with amazement.
A friend of mine and I were discussing my obsession with everything “diverse” when it comes to sex and we started to talk about “squirting” and how I was so astounded with it. He mentioned how he once was responsible for this one girl squirting and he thought it was the nastiest shit ever. He went on to declare “I thought she pissed on me, my dick went limp right after that shit” LMAO
I know to each his own and not everybody is warmhearted about everything “different” but what astonished me the most was when he added “… I had to fake it after that”
HOLD UP NOW HOLD UP!!! Bring it back now reeeeeeeeewind
Did he just say FAKE it?! I thought it was just us ladies who were blessed with such a talent, wtf you mean you faked it?! And he was pleased to explain cuz he added “oh shit I’m bout to cum I’m bout to cum…oooo shit! Mmm damn!” “and I pulled out” LMAO
I don’t know about you but I thought that shit was side-splitting who knew men faked it!?
Being the type of lady who has probably faked it 89% of the time, this news was mind-boggling to me.
xo SMH xo