I’m Marcus McFly. The bald kid from the “you know”.
I don’t claim to be some expert on sex. Hell, I just lost my virginity my damn self. Lie. I just think, from a philosophical standpoint, its about establishing some form of reciprocity when it comes to doing the ‘grown up’. And in my opinion, that’s what the bulk of relationships – be they one night stands or happily ever afters – center around. Reciprocation and balances.
Oh, I’m talking about felatio, cunninglus, going down. Eating pussy.
I was talking to Zineb (Nebby of The Segment) a couple of weeks ago regarding the topics I would cover when submitting to her blog. This was one topic we joked about discussing, and I sort of drug my feet approaching it. Until, one of her readers accepted my challenge of emailing me any questions or thoughts regarding my weekly posts.
A shorty blasted my Blackberry with the question: “...my boyfriend doesn’t give me any foreplay or oral sex which is a problem because I haven’t had an orgasm in months… …what do you suggest I do to convince him to give me head?”. She went on to write a few other choice things. Something along the lines of “…are all guys afraid to go down or is it just him?...” . Quite honestly my vanity interpreted most of her email as an invitation to give her the relief she needs- but thats just me being vain again.
My only recommendation for shorty is, if hes not doing it for you then leave his remedial ass. Homeboy is giving a heavy amount of us brothers a bad name. I cant speak on behalf of any one man, but I can speak for myself when I say shorty aint afraid to kiss it. And there are a lot of dudes who aren’t.
So leave his ass and find a boy that will.
Call me a hater and a snake in the grass for making such a suggestion. I don’t even know homie, and I’m sure a lot of dude readers are probably just like him, afraid of it - its just that when it comes to relationships of physical intimacy [fucking]; if theres no reciprocity, theres no balance. And without balance, you are fucked from the start. Another classic principle. Efforts have to be matched, and people have to be satisfied.
I do a lot of shit talking with my homegirls and my homeboys respectively. Its often we talk about sex and relationships and the bulk of our conversations actually center around this concept of reciprocity. I note that there are more of my homegirls willing to go down than my homeboys – and it is what it is, its not going to slow down my progress – but damn, are we still afraid to go below the belt?
I know a lot of my girl friends already have their bases covered. Early on, they subscribed to the concept that what one person wont, another one will. Or more specifically; what one man fails to deliver, another will willingly provide- without thought or desire of expectation that his efforts will be reciprocated. There is always a relief pitcher.
So to the shorty who hit me on the Blackberry with her question, step out for the sex you deserve. Go for it. Your boyfriend sounds like the type of dude who would rather be cheated on than satisfy his girl. Find yourself a lifestyle blogger from Kentucky with a tongue that won't quit; and go for yours.
I joke, but seriously; its no revolutionary idea, not an avant garde bedroom tactic- but for whatever reason, it is a substantially overlooked part of the sexual practice that most of my homies fail to observe. Don’t be a pussy when it comes to the pussy. If shes sucking your dick, homie lick the strip. Or be prepared to bow out gracefully, because at the end of the day she is going to get what she wants.
Its like the homie Pharrell said, “…I support the pussy if its brown or if its pink and aint afraid to eat it- but never if it stinks…”