3/31/11

Ding a Ling a Ling

Remember in 09 we did the Wassup with that pussaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay post??? That was so educationally hilarious!!
Let’s not let the men slide this time, I came across this informative/somewhat scary as shit picture of a selected few not so bad dings and some that look weird as hell (to me) but it’s better to get familiar now than be surprised face to face *paws*
Get your comfy on and let’s get to the talking, I wanna know what the fuk is up...

Ladies, have you seen one of these tools in real life?? If so…spill the beans.

Gents, look down, refer to the chart and speak nice n slow to me baby.

XXXO
Neb

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOOO nebby nebby nebby!!

Leese said...

haaaaaaahahahahhahahha Nebzie for prez

Anonymous said...

1-3 look like croissants.

Anonymous said...

sooo true sooo funny hahahahahahaha

TheDeF said...

I see the guys are mad reclusive on this one LoL.

What the fack is going on with number one?

Number 12 is like standard issue dick.

I've seen numbers 3, 4, 5, 8 and 9 because I once worked at a geriatric care facility [cringe].

I've had the pleasure of experiencing number 13, my g-spot misses you buddy; not your owner, just you ;o)

MizS said...

OWWW the def OWWWWWWWWWWWW

A. Lewis, Poet and Gentleman said...

...wow. I'm glad I have a 13. I don't think I'd ever want to look down if I had one of those other ones. Goodness. Those uncircumcized ones are especially creepy, they look like croissants or cocoons or something.

Janine said...

If I EVER meet a man w/a peen that looks like #1, I will promptly escort him to the nearest hospital.

Janine said...

Ditto for #11. In fact, people w/crazy looking genitalia should just keep that shit to themselves. Going around scarring people for life with their deformities...it's not right.

Anonymous said...

so nebby, which ones have you sucked on?

be honest

Nicole said...

What the actual fuk?!

#12 is what it should always look like. Anything other than that should never come out to play because the ladies will run awaaaaay!

Anonymous said...

Nebby has sucked on all 15 of those dicks....and thats just in one day bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhhahaahha

Janine said...

What does one gain from being an anonymous asshole?

Anonymous said...

Number 14 looks like a worm popping out of a hole. Goodness. 12 is where it's attttt.

Anonymous said...

Thank God for 12

marlon said...

WOAH ..... i didn't know other than 12 existed :\

i'm like a 12-13 ....*looks down* ......yea that's about right.

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