8/21/09

You a squirt...I kno

Squirting.... I learned about this one night when i was going thru a selection of movies and notices " Serena Del Rio squirting" I had NO IDEA what the hell that meant and she was pretty so you know i pressed play. o_O is what my face looked like when i saw what this girl let out of her. Instantly i hit up my friend and told him about what i saw and he wasn't as shocked as i was as if it's NOTHING o_O he sent me a couple of links for more movies of that nature and i was just in amazement, i can't lie tho i was thinking o shit i wanna try doing this, and he explained to me that i would have to hold it in in in innnn and then get ready to releaseeeeee/ squirt, i haven't tried it, and i won't LOL can you do it????? if you can can you show me??? lol jk but at least explain to me how the shit is done. xoxo *squirts you guys* bahahhahaha jk jk jk Neb

30 comments:

iCandy said...

OH EM GEE ... NSFW!! NSFW!! NSFW!!

damn nebby.. I can't read this ish at work anymore *tear*

anyway... squirting - i just don't get it! I wonder if it feels good.. hmmmmm???

Anonymous said...

I don't think every women can squirt.....just the "blessed" ones I guess....

I've tried it...but nothing came out :-( just a bunch of wetness but no squirt..i dont think i'm blessed...lol

India said...

hold what in? cuz I cant hold my cum lolll anyways yeah we wanna do that cuz it looks like is the best orgams everrrrrrrrr lol

Anonymous said...

(for tha ladies only)
...ok any girl can squirt you just have to be comfortable with your dude and yourself and have a mattress pad and new sheets handy >_<

so when you and dude are doing your thing, if he's good and hitting your spot, YOUR GOING TO FEEL LIKE YOU NEED TO PEE!! truss me you wont, but once you get that feeling..like the sex is real good, you feel like you wanna buss but that pissing sensation comes first....RELEASE IT! lol

and by release i mean BEAR DOWN...(ie when you wearin a pad and tryna push out some red juice or doin kegels..you were warned ladies only)
*this is why kegels soo important! being in control of ur pussy is important!

so once you're ready to release, tell him to pull OUT unless he wants to feel your WET-WET but if YOU wanna see the squirtation he has to exit ya vajayjay...

UMM UMM..i would suggest tryin this out yourself FIRST if you don't have a man or you're fcukin randoms/etcc...your vibrator will give you the same effect and you can make a mess and be amazed on your own!

*blushing..cant baleehv i just wrote an essay on pussy squirtin*

meh. enjoy y'all! lol

Butta Love Photography said...

LMFAOOOOOOOO IDK how to do that either OMG, didnt know that was possible for us..it usually just oozes out..I'm going to try that defff

Nebby said...

anonymous ur the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm gonna try my best to do alllla that but i think it's impossible, i wonder how a guy would react if i did that lmao omg what if i accidently pee??!?!! LMAOOOO

Anonymous said...

I just realized that I am able to squirt. My man was eating me and he was sucking hard on my clit and all of a sudden, all this water started flying in his mouth and all over LOL, and I couldn't stop screaming LOL. Everytime after that night, all I want him to do is to eat that... LOL.

Euro said...

Nebby has gone wild on us! You need a warning within the 1st warning on this blog, because the warning on the frontpage is not enough! And my co-worker screaming ''they can see that, they can see that'' (referring to the ICT department) is not helping, lol.

Ps. From the movies that I've seen, I still believe that most pornstars are exaggerating with the amount of liquid. Maybe except for the 'squirt queen' Cynthia, tiny body, loads of squirting, how she does it, I don't know and I don't want to know, because all I'm thinking about is who's going to clean up that mess afterwards, lol.

Nebby said...

LMAO so sorry euro :(

Shannae said...

Youuuuuuuuu were not playin when u said u were going X rated... Damn homey! lol

Shannae said...

PS - I think that squirting is gross

Anonymous said...

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this is your instructional video



http://www.slutload.com/watch/KckTiFV0KIP/How-to-make-women-orgasm-nice-video.html

AYO! stephie said...

When I saw that XXX-rated picture in my reading list, first thing that popped in my head was...

"NEBBY!" lol.

But the first time I ever saw a picture like that I immediately though "photoshop" but it's crazy, like a waterful out the cooch haha.

Janine said...

There's actually quite a lot of non pornographic info regarding what is called "the female ejaculation". Every woman is supposed to be able to do it, but it's difficult(not impossible)to acheive. You can't really go by porn, because a lot of those chicks are just peeing. I read a book called "The female ejaculation" and it states that it is actually a somewhat sustained squirt kind of similar to the male ejaculation, but not really. Those movies where they are pissing out buckets of liquid, that exactly what they are doing...pissing. The book I read also said that a lot of women have had success with 'squirting' when they've had clitoral AND g-spot stimulation. The g-spot is a little hard to get at but it's not a myth like some folks think. If you try that, even if you don't squirt you will have an orgasm that will have you talking gibberish.

Nebby said...

How's anonymous my fav now? Lol I love this shit sometimes I think I'm sick in the head for havin these thoughts or looking into fuked up shit like this anywho, that makes sense janine I'm gonna look into that. To be honest when I'm havin sex I have NEVER had an orgasm like one I would have if I was pleasuring myself via vibrator plus I don't find it stimulating to shove somethin (dildo) up there I only enjoy the vibrating sensation on my clit (I feel so weird talkin like this lol) so because a male penis will never be able to vibrate on my clit I don't think I'll ever be able to experience a crazy orgasm via sexin :I hope that makes sense lol

Maryfelix said...

I opened this with my boss sitting right behind me! The man is a minister!! A gay minister! Llawwddd! LMAO. I've seen this in porns and like Nebby was fascinated by It and started watching ones that would show crazy close ups just to see if I could spot the "trick" but I must say this most definetly looks like a crazy orgasm. I'm gonna have to go invest in a new sex toy soon! :P

Anonymous said...

Nebby, can i just say that the direction your blog has gone to is ah-may-zing!! LMAO. So I have never squirted myself BUT I once saw this video where this chick was being hit from the back and when dude pulled out she LITERALLY levatated while she was squirting!! It was the craziness mess I had ever seen!I had to watch it over 2-3x just to make sure I wasn't hallucinating. My co-worker had been telling me about it before I had seen it and I was like "okay boy, bye" but yea I saw it.

Janine said...

Maryfelix, may I recommend a vibrating g-spot stimulator? They are the ones with the wicked bend at the tip. Magical...

I can't believe I'm giving vibrator advice.

Janine said...

Nebby, why not use your vibe WHILE having sex?

Anonymous said...

Couldnt have said it better Nebby! the idea of a didlo does nothing for me..but a vibrator i can dig. And about using a vibrator with your man, some guys dont like the idea of them. This guy i was with for about 3 years (so we were comfortable bringing ish like this up) hated it. He got a defensive sayin "am i not man enough that you need to use that" Puh-lease

Anonymous said...

more sex posts PLEASE! These are so goood!!

TheDeF said...

Squirting is ehh to me...lol i don't think i'd wanna be a "squirta"....i guess cause in my mind its like boardering that "r.kelly pee on me" fetish kinda thing.....o_O nah playa.

@ Neb, i feel you on the orgasm tip. For me, i gets mine from clit stimulation in conjuction with the penetration. Love a good clit nut, but the penentration makes it THAT much better!



ps. oooooooh, nebby a freak! bust out the adina howard!!! "I will be a freak until the day until the daaaaaawwwwn!!"

Nebby said...

JANINE!!! send me some pix of these magical vibrating things that you swear by cuz mine is uhhh soooo bootleg LOL but i dont know what to go out and get cuz mine does the job just fine lol
you know what else, i never thought of pulling the bad boy out when having sex because in my mind it's my own thing and no one compares to it but thats a greaaat idea!! when i start having sex again (sad face) i'll make sure to put mah money where my mouth is..or where his mouth should be *shugs*
xo

Janine said...

I'll do you one better, Neb. Go to Xandria.com. They have a nice selection. Look for the ones where it looks like someone took the tip and bent to a 90 degree angle. They usually come in fun colors like metallic purple and pink. Now...in order to enjoy the form of these little darlings because they are meant to hit the g-spot, you do have to insert but it's worth it. If you stimulate the 'spot' and the clitoris simultaneously...well I highly recommend it.

:::shakes head at self:::

Janine said...

@anonymous...any man who is against experimenting with what feels good is selfish. I know men who are very turned on by the sight of their woman masturbating while having sex with them. I know some men may feel slightly emasculated by the idea, but it's silly. It's about enhancing the overall sexual experience...and that's a good thing.

I feel like Sue Johansen.

Nebby said...

woop woop thanks darling :)

Anonymous said...

Oh geez! I read this on the bus and black dude behind me gave me a fuct up look, lol. Imagine if I opened it at work! *smh lol... Anyhow, never squirted before, really do wanna know how it feels, but at the same time it most def feels equivalent to peeing no?! I don't think I'm quite down with that. But the using the vibe with your man/sex friend I've def done and I give it a 2 thumbs up!!!

Anonymiss said...

Nebby hasnt posted since Friday... experamenting??? LOL, lemmie know if you need an extra hand guuuuuuuuuurl!

PS, is Kenza not posting anymore due to the rated triple X thing this blog has transformed into?

let a bystander know!

Nebby said...

lol no no i def wasnt experimenting lol and kenza isnt posting just cuz she's on her own schedule if i need an extra...hand....i'll let you know

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