8/10/09

Spit yo Game- Talk yo shit

Bio Neb: I'm really weird, I LOVE my family, i have HUGE trust issues, I love everyone unless they show me their bad side, I'm actually reaaaalllly nice but i can seem like an asshole, i LIVE for chocolate and I'm ready to fall MADLY in love w someone as fkd up as me :) ok my turn... Bio Andy: Completely complex, Product of a single mother not my choice just my reality ,6,1 shooting guard fr texas - still a student of the game, When I went to school I carried lunch in a bag With an apple for my teacher cause I knew Id get a kiss Always got mad when the class was dismissed But when it was in session, I always had a question I would raise my hand to make her stagger to my desk and Help me with my problem, it was never much Just a trick, to smell her scent and try to sneak a touch (hip hop Connoisseur), quality over quantity, strategic & well calculated (dance)moves, I might wear black for a few weeks straight, black cars, black shoes, blackberry ,I’v been broke, my family an friends -are all legends, educated and still studying, continued research & development,the one that got away, I actually genuinely like making people laugh – thus constantly clowning, authentic no gimmicks , nothing gold can stay, no such thing as a good war, I’m never better then the customer unless I’m selling cocaine, I follow fashion but don’t follow fashion , I see a lot but only speak a little, listen well, can’t stand taxes – as soon as you start making they start taking, I don’t’ trust any one cuz everyone’s the feds, got a good lady to kick it with on the love seat.. I consider myself very fortunate, madd young but hella old, saving for the rainiest day, you cant out work me an I speak French in Russian. Okaaaay, i'm going in. Bio Kenza: Highly misunderstood. People say I have a way with words, I agree. Last year of high school got me excited to start on psychology in university. Ridiculously blunt. I don't watch what I say due to the face that I believe everyone should know the truth. Real recognize real and some people are real fake. I let my past drive me. I been thru more than you could imagine. People are surprised when they talk to me because i'm nicer & smarter than I appear. I can get real technical and professional, in other words, don't try me booboo. I love going to the bookstore and picking out a good book. I analyze everything. It's what i'm known for really. My mom is always asking why I stay on my blackberry, beats me. I'm always hungry, only have one best friend, love the fact that i'm young, and believe strongly in karma. Oh, and people should start recycling. This globing warming stuff is NOT poppin. WHAT ABOUT YOU????

39 comments:

Natalie said...

Bio Natalie:

I'm abstract (fancy way of saying weird). Wish creative was a job (it's too hard to pick one thing, for the rest of your life). Big dreamer, used to be a hard-worker got tired of it. Jumping back on the tracks, chasing a train that has no destination. I just know it has dreams written on the back and it's going somewhere, so that's where I want to be. Read so many Canadaian blogs, it doesn't even make sense. I love people for the stupidest things (e.g. awkwardness, their laugh, their habits). Recently been feeling like a shell. Rando dando: I won £1,000 a couple months ago for texting about Jollof Rice (orange "African" rice). Frequent visitor of The Segment therefore, love this blog and the bloggers behind it.

And with that said "F*** a pot, I want the whole damn kitchen." (Feel Like That - Skean & Al Fatz) Alle ist klar? (Ich spreche Deutsch, English is my first language).

Meg said...

Bio:
Loves music, loves to dance. No hype no pretense.Love my family, freinds and seafood.I'm West African and proudly so. Sierra Leone stand up! lol i'm a creature of habit, so i have blogs i check almost daily.
Getting a 'useless' liberal arts degree from a fancy schmacy school. Hope to have a law degree some day but we'll see how that goes. I'm addicted to nail polish and currently own about 40 bottles. Opi gets good business from me.
My boyfriend's laugh makes me laugh without fail <3
My parents are my heroes
Rando Dando: BFF recently named me a member of ALD ( Ass like Dayum!) Yes, she's the crazy one oh and natalie you just reminded me to make my mom cook me some jollof rice before I leave for school again :D

Natalie said...

lol get some plantain and chicken as a side order lol West Africa stand up!

Nebby said...

lol u guys r amazing!!!

brea said...

Bio Brea:

I'm very outgoing and laidback. I'm all about havin a goodtime, hate drama. i love eating bomb food. when it comes to accessories the bigger the better. always have my haterblockers on deck (ray bans, you know lol) WATER is my preferred beverage. godiva is the best chocolate ever, overpriced but idgaf!=] im jamaican, and also a twin, love my family to death. my career right now is track (scholarship material :D), but when i get to college im gonna major in communications; public relations. i love music, dancing, and eating out with my friends. or just cruisin around my city, riding shotgun in turt's car lol.

Anonymous said...

I love learning new things. I am addicted to magazines and starbucks. I am an extremely driven person. I use to be very out going and popular but since I have been back stabed (like certian friends not wanting to go out with me because "I take all the guys")so much in my life time that I am now extremely resevered. I still know alot of people but I never keep in touch. I am very blunt and just like Kenza, I think everybody should know the truth. (and I would love if others would treat me the same way:) I often provide constructive critizism to my close family and friends because I want them all to be they best that they can be. I alway consider others in my decisions. I am MADLY in love with my highschool sweetheart. I love rich foods like that waffle joint on yonge and dundas MMMMM. I live for movies like SUPERBAD and HANGOVER. I'm very spiritual. I love both material (Gucci) and simple things in life.

And like Nat, I am also a Frequent visitor of The Segment, and lovesss it.

Nebby is the shhhiiiit along w Kenza and Andy :)

Amena Lee said...

Woo Hoo another African Bio here --- Nigeria Stand the f*ck up. lol. Imma tomboy at heart with a temper I'm not too proud of. I lead a double life - corporate chick by day, bartender/back up dancer by night. Typical leo - loud, proud, attention seeking. SERIOUS committment issues (but I'm workin on it). Jesus is my homeboy. I got a 6000 dollar scholarship my last year of university and Used a majority of it on a trip to England :S I'm a optimist, disguised as a pessimist. My family is numero uno. Commerce graduate with hopes of winning the lottery so I can stop being a slave to 'the man'. Lastly, in my last year of university I Alfonso Ribeiro came to my school and had a Carlton dance competition ----- I WON! hollllllla attt meeee

This blog is tha biznessssss!!!!

Anonymous said...

Nebby I know you said that you want to fall madly in love and you should read 'I kissed dating goodbye' by Joshua Harris.

TheDeF said...

Bio:

I'm that chick that was born in Guyana and raised state side. Real name Kizzy, but I never "stay put". The master of many dialects, so you'll never know where I'm from unless I tell you, so you'll never know my race until you see me. Won't hesitate to love you; nor diss you and dismiss you. I sleep in reality and live in my dreams; its more colorful. Love my Mother like I love the big homie, God. Working semi-hard for this graphic design degree, but I think food is my real passion. I like to eat it, like to make it, and i like to watch people enjoy my creations. I push an '88 Honda Accord [fuqq what'cha heard gas is nice for me!], never been wealthy but I'm probably the richest person you'll know. Love laughing at myself and others lol. I'm a prissy tomboy, so I can keep up with the homies whether I'm in heels or not. Never cared what people think, will blast my Hannah Montana like I blast my Jay-Z...straight up and down. I love when people under estimate me because it just feels so damn good to prove 'em wrong.

Words that help me get by:
"Know Thyself." -Socrates
"There will be times when the corner I'm backed into will be the very thing that keeps me standing." -Me

AYO! stephie said...

I'm proud of where i'm from (Puerto Rico) even though I was "raised" all over the US & born in Germany. ARMY BRAT! love intelligent conversations/arguements. hate watching reality shows. LOVE LOVE LOVE music. fresh from graduation, college bound. ready to join the AIR FORCE inna lil bit. I eat... a lot & love trying new food, only thing I hate eating are veggies =x i luhhh the segment (; very silly, will make you laugh unless you have no sense of humor :| will go out my way for those i love. rather be at the beach than wherever i am. ready for my 18th birthdayyy (: hard cookie to crack. love dressing up & going out, even if its jus to walmart (lmao). people mistake my sarcasm for rudness, SMH. black sheep of the family. simply complex, i'd say (:

oh, & i guess i can add "love talking about myself" to that list lol.

Nebby said...

honestly, you guys r such good reads it's so interesting to read about ppl.

KEEP EM COMIN

Nicki said...

Biggest nerd you'll ever meet, love being in love but not in love at the present time, my family means the world to me, I'm 25 and have no idea what I wanna do with my life, love to people watch at the bar and make fun of people who don't know how to dance and awkward looking couples, I am very analytical which usually leads to mini anxiety attacks, I am everybody's "black white friend" lol, my life is very average (growing up in Kitchener does that to your life :s) and I usually live vicariously through people who's lives are a lot more interesting than mine, love to meet new people although I am very shy, but outgoing at the same time, will approach a dude and introduce myself no problem but will hesitate when it comes to girls cuz some girls are just mean, love board games, Family Feud, and playing Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, love going for drives to no where specific and listening to MJ while doing so, I blast '80's music in my car with the windows down, blast Jonas Brothers in my car with the windows up, love makeup but don't know how to apply it so I rarely wear it, my fam calls me the queen of sarcasm, I think I'm funny but I'm really not.

Love The Segment and read it religiously....because, um, I live vicariously through you guys lol! You guys are the bizz!! :D

Nebby said...

I LOVE FAMILY FEUD!!! kenza and I had the computer game! well the trial....it always expired after a week :I

pris said...

Bio Pris :

Im an asshole like Nebby and I live in Paris. Im shoesdesigner and Im a huge fan of YSL.

I speak french, english, spanish and some arabic words.

Like Andy I follow fashion but don't follow fashion.

I can fall in lov 4/5/6 times in a day.

And Im also a frequent visitor of The Segment. F*** haters.

Nebby said...

i love u ma cherie pris pris XOXOXOXO

mighty mar said...

Super random,can hold about a minute long conversation at best,can't stay off worldstarhiphop.com,skateboarder for life,80's pop music might be the best..period,love hip-hop,hate chocoloate with a passion eww,If I ever fall into a load of money im buying a house in the woods,if the 1st 48 comes on i will drop everything im doing and watch it.
*Mighty

Nebby said...

I love mar for a reason SMH

Anonymous said...

Me in relation to this blog:

A newborn christian reader.
Trying to figure out if I should continue to live vicariously through yall or stop reading it so as not to glorify a life of sun. (I dont say that in a holier than thou tone, it's a real & personal difficulty).

You guys are awesome though.

Nebby said...

whatever it is you decide to do may God bless you :)

Patent Online Magazine said...

I wanna play, I wanna play

Here I go ……

I was never the one to follow a crowd, I was to stubborn to do so. I’m very complex. I LOVE TO LAUGH and make other people laugh. I like to dance and sing, randomly. I’m very shy, I need to reach that comfort zone with the person first . I love to have a good conversation and I love learning through other peoples experiences as well as my . I don’t take compliments really well (I get awkward). I can be VERY HONEST and BLUNT but I’m beginning to learn that keeping my opinions to myself is best. No matter how hard I try to look cool, I’m a nerd at heart. I love people with style and manners. I work hard. I’m Driven. I’m learning to take more risk in life. I think to much . I give good advise (so people say). I can Pick up on people’s vibe really well. I’m not afraid to cut negative people out of my life and no longer afraid to bring new people into my life. I’m a tuff cookie - I fear no one but God. I’m loyal. I have a temper, but never got into a fight . Doesn’t believe in the word (can’t or impossible). I have a good understanding.I can be very friendly, just dont try me lol



*The Segment is dope

Henrietta

Nebby said...

this is why i kinda wanted to do this...i would of NEVER guessed these things about you :) but you forgot to add MUCHO talented!! xoxo i luvs me some Henrietta

Anonymiss said...

I used to make clothes, I used to be popular, I used to be a HUGE bitch, I used to only hang with dudes cause bitches need babysitting, I used to hate school...

I am driven, I have a great job (you know what, I actually changed my job status based on confidences that I gained from living vicariously through miss Nebby here), I love my family, I love to read, I can dance just as good as anyone if there are strobe lights on ;-), I have dimples, I love Canada, I was born across seas, I can't choose a religion cause I have problems commiting, I LOVE FOOD... seriously. I recycle, I only litter cigarette buts (like really what can I do with them?), I read A LOT, I want to go back to school.

I'm considerate, I'm funny by accident, I like to play 'look at that guy' while driving, I love watching drunk bitches dance to reggae (LOL), I'm a tomboy at heart, I hate office clothes, I love nikes and timberlands, I wear fur (sorry), I love bangles and earrings and necklaces with charms on em', I BUCK my music when I drive, Starbucks and I are well aquainted, I have a problem with buying way too much nailpolish, I like gardening, I like movies with subtitles, I like gangster flicks, I like hoodrat TV shows (Charm Schools my new thing), I always have a water bottle handy, I carry a first aide kit (I'm clumsy shut up), oh and I read the Segment like habitually.

:-)

Nebby said...

Good for u!!!!


Confession: ur my fave anonymoused :) xoxo

FraNcis James said...

Dad's from Sauteurs Grenada, Moms from Kingston Jamaica. I was made in Canada and named after my pops.

I have the longest fuse and rarely loose my temper. I judge people on their actions rather than their words.

At times, I have to remind myself that I'm no better than anyone else, at which point I take a step back and refrain from dissing them.

Over The past 8 years, I've lost a lot of friends and family and I realised life isn't to be taken for granted.

I also realised that I'm addicted to blogs, music, jamaican beef patties,lays bbq chips, and rye n gingers and laughing.

Gabby said...

bio gabby:

My full name is Gabrielle. Im from Chicago. I'm very shy, even around some people I've known forever. I have a habit of making up words, phrases, and nicknames. I love my family. I love English and often get told I sound very proper. Swimming is calming for me. I'm a gangsta/hoodrat at heart although I go private school. I often stay up on Wikipedia reading about random subjects. I love food and I have a crazy sweet tooth. I have Arachnophobia and I'm afraid of the dark. I wouldnt call myself blunt, but i do speak my mind. I hate when ppl try to front like "it is what it ain't". I also love The Segment and the Seg-Team. I was on the fence about doing this bio cause I hate telling ppl about myself cause I never know what to say, and I dont like to seem like I'm rambling about myself. :I

Natalie said...

I love Anonymiss after all those books she suggested to read how can you not?

xxo

(I feel ya with too much nail polish)

this post is so cute. (I say cute alot watev.)

Anonymiss said...

thanks Nebby, you're a pretty awesome chick as far as I can tell.

And Natalie, thanks :-)

and for real, I start a lot of sentances with the word So, so... and i drop lol's like CRAZY cause I actually giggle a lot in real life LOL.

Lizzy said...

Bio Lizzy:

Often called rude&asshole,takes it as a compliment.Love bright color but never will see me in neon.Really lazy,waits for the last min. for EVERYTHANG.Love chocolate,doesn't let the blood sugar thing rule too much.I have an insane love for my family but can't be around them for more than 3 hours MAX.Goes to Canada all the time but Nebby & Will's blogs is getting me amped to make that drive to Toronto.Fall for the wrong people at the right times.Have a unhealthy obession w/Oreos,piercings,fries w/sweet&sour sauce,cupcakes...basically food. :l

Anonymous said...

Young single mom with the brightest daughter EVER! Focused. Always school bound, gotta get that education. Took me a while to set myself on a certain path, but finally accomplished where i wanna be 5 years down the road. Now just on my way to pursue those dreams. Blog reader. Ball player. Loves all types of music, not literally all, but most. But it has to be that 'ol school ish. Family oriented. Never smoked before. Don't drink, but YES it is possible to still have all the FUN i want, lol. My first impressions aren't always the best ones, i might come off as the biggest "B" ever... but i'm not. Although, i can be when i wanna be. Laid back. Short tempered sometimes depending on who's pushing the right buttons. Extremely hard headed and i acknowledge it, can't change it cause it makes me who i am. Don't talk about my feelings, they stay within me. Sometimes a good thing but also a bad thing. Love to laugh and love to make people laugh. Read and listen to my ipod at the same time. Sneaker freaker. Can rock the heels but there's gots to be a time limit, lol. Dislike dressing up cause i like to stay casual. Don't know squat about make-up, wish i did. Hate jean shopping with a passion, got a 29 size waist and 42 on the hips (it takes me forver to find something.. *sigh). Can't stand PDA. Not a fan of holding hands. Always the story teller within my circle, i should have my own show. Love my daughter, my family, my man and the selected few. I stay limited with whom i trust... very limited. Big heart. I never mind sharing my food, canNOT share drinks... not cause i'm selfish but very cautious drinking from other people. I LOVE to drink water, that's all i prefer... my pee is clear :) lol

www.nebbys.blogspot.com= saved on my latop as a favorite

Nebby said...

I envy you water drinkers!!! i drink like one cup of water every hmmm 3 weeks or so :I my pee....well...not so clear lmao jk

Janine said...

I'm a corporate shill, an amateur writer, a lover of ALL things creative and artistic, but the most important thing I am or ever could be is mother to a really smart, funny, irritating and overall amazing kid. I'm 20% hard shell and 80% gooey center, but until you really get to know me, you may think it's the other way around. I have a very small circle of friends and I've learned as I've gotten older that it is not the quantity of friendships, but the QUALITY of them that makes a true impact. My girls are battle tested and true.

I love this blog and visit a few times a week and you guys never fail to bring a smile to my face.

Be Blessed

J~

Janine said...

Oh and Neb...about the pee...I could have gone my whole life not knowing that and I'd have been okay with it. LOL!

Nebby said...

Janine my fave! u already kno how much luv i have for you and i dont even know you. o and sorry :I lol

Patent Online Magazine said...

xoxo
thanks

Janine said...

Likewise, Friend.

Anonymous said...

I Cant stop laughing at whoever said "my pee is clear' I can attest to that. You should really try and drink more water nebby. When i cut out soda, juice etc and just drank water my skin got i felt so much better in general and lost like five pounds without doing anything else. I've been hooked ever since lol

Anonymous said...

Yeah i really had to add that "my pee is clear" thing. It makes me really proud of myself. I'm not the greatest at eating "right" so i feel like i need to do something right. LOL

And yes neb, water is sooo good for you. I know so many people who live on soda, and cannot drink water on the regular, but you should give it a shot. You already have great skin and alla that, but it'll make you feel good otherwise.

brea said...

to francis james:
my mom owns a caribean market in atlanta, georgia and she forces me to come down here and help run it in the summer(i live in california) and i STAY grubbin on the beef patties. lol

TheDeF said...

Brea, it's not the Georgetown Market is it? If so, that place is the jam. Two beef patties for a buck seventy five, BONG! They always have the best tennis rolls too.