If you come anywhere near me i will bite you

I really look down on feeling this way- as much as I take pleasure in being a woman I disgust the baggage that comes with it, all the girls out there would know what I am referring to. I sense like 27 days out of the month (several months) I’m a dude wedged in a chic's body thennnn when "that time" comes i obtain all these emotions/feelings and get heartfelt over the stupidest shit grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I was telling one of my girls about this and she thought it was quite humorous, she said that it's because I "mask" all these feeling and emotions 27 days out the month then I have to face them when "that time" comes .....ha? that was the cutest thing she ever whispered but I’m not down in the dumps or sad I feel like I’m Bi-polar I’m happy sad depressed pissed angry lonely excited all in a matter of 30 minutes, I physically get tired from experiencing all that at once - My homeboy on the other hand enjoys fukin with my head during "that time" he gets to question me about relationships and why I’m so harsh which puts me in a shitty ass mood = entertainment for him. Honestly though this shit needs to speed up and bypass cuz I’m ready to get back to my old self I can’t deal with all these womanly feelings at once. UPDATE I then went to Brey's blog and came across a link that made me smile =D Stuff white ppl like Hilarious!