cottage getaway

Been gone for a minute but now I'm back on this jumpoff haha I'm in muskoka at this beauuuutiful cottage the internet pix do not do this cottage ANY justice we walked in and we were so shocked this three floow beautiful cottage is newly renovated from cealing to floor with pine woods and wooden furniture all kitchen appliances are new the stove is flat surface dang its off the heezy we have three boats paddle boat a motor boat which I whip around like I been drivin em all my life lol and a raftin boat we also ordered a hot tub for night time and its the bomb digidow! Ppl are gettin here tomorrow so let the crazy times roll out -will update ya laters and by later I mean nexx week Xoxo

Hello....meet my son

Mrs. Deeds

I found an ipod today @ work.
I sent out an email stating i found an ipod...
ONE person replied saying he lost his couple of days ago, so i made him come by my desk and i quizzed him on what songs are on the ipod, he passed with flying colors and i returned it to him =) he was happy...i guess it made me happy.



PS: i can't lie i thought about selling it buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut karma will bite ya in hoot.

Signing off,
The secret changed my life.

WWW

What women want was truly amazing! got there a liiiiitttle later but still had a whole lot of fun =D shay def. know how to throw a partaaay. Anywhoos here are some pix from the event. I will add more later i'm late for work.


LOL I was gonna eat him for taking the picture too soon.

There you go, Miss Boss, Miss Neb and Miss Katiya

Damion & I

Pechie, Me & Damion with his off the hook bag

Miss Boss & Miss Neb

Miss Boss' custom made dress =)

Posin for the cam cam man

The dress i made ;)

She made me do it =P

Heat Alert!

Toronto - A humidex advisory remains in effect for Toronto and the GTA. The city of Toronto has declared a heat alert, asking people to check on relatives, friends and neighbours who are especially vulnerable to heat-related illness. The heat will stay for two more days. 680News meteorologist Jill Taylor says Sunday and Monday will feel especially muggy. In the meantime, health officials are urging people with respiratory problems to take it easy outside until the humidity lets up.

I know i was sick and tired of the cold/snow/freezing weather, but this heat is NO JOKE its f'in hawt maaaaaaaan

Excitement!!!

ahhhhhhhhhh *runnin around in circles* WWW is tomorrow!!! woooooo!!! i'm hela exciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite theeeeeeeeeeeeeen the after partaaaay haaaaaaaaaay If you reside in the city of Toronto and you do not attend, you are basically a big fat loser =) go to http://www.ilovewhatwomenwant.com/ for more details

Dear Shawn; 98-88 Sincerely, Pay up

So shay tells me about this thing on CNN (its all she watches) about a tribe THAT STILL EXIST in Brazil i was sooooooo shocked to actually see something like this still exists, it's 2008 and these dudes have bow and arrows, i wanted to go to Brazil but i might just stick to the beach I am so not fukin with the rain forest =/ The story: RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's government agreed to release stunning photos of Amazon Indians firing arrows at an airplane so that the world can better understand the threats facing one of the few tribes still living in near-total isolation from civilization, officials said Friday. Anthropologists have known about the group for some 20 years but released the images now to call attention to fast-encroaching development near the Indians' home in the dense jungles near Peru. "We put the photos out because if things continue the way they are going, these people are going to disappear," said Jose Carlos Meirelles, who coordinates government efforts to protect four "uncontacted" tribes for Brazil's National Indian Foundation. Shot in late April and early May, the foundation's photos show about a dozen Indians, mostly naked and painted red, wielding bows and arrows outside six grass-thatched huts... you can go HERE to read the rest of the story

WOW!!!!

So not only does she call Obama "Osama" she then goes on to say *hehe* they should both be killed?! oh jeez someone slap this bitch

Creative Marketing

My major in school is international business, with my passion being marketing when i came across these pictures i was amazed! they are off the chain but of course i am going to come up with some bigger/better/brighter ideas when i'm done school but these def. tickle my pickle.

That's sum shit...

iPod Toilet Paper Holder,special made for iPod and compatible with all iPod with dock connectors.It makes easier for people to listening music from iPod while using the bathroom....

Joke of the day

At work we get emails to follow up with some inpatients/outpatients and all the follow up emails that come from Shawn include a lil joke, just for kix type of thing, anyway we just got this one and i loved it =) An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?' The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.' The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?' 'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.' 'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem’, said the president of the Bank confidently. That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet. The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square. The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was happy to oblige. The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.' The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !'

Really tho?

do i look like a adrianna from the bay to you?! SMH
only good thing about this is one of my buddies in scarborough has a crush on me *sigh* lol

This is why my friends are better than yours =D

I was checking my emails and came across this.....From my one and only Rome, this goes to show how creative he can really be, it sure put a smile on my face, in response OF COURSE I STILL LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

FYI

Google has a new search engine to help repopulate the Amazons and forests around the world. It is called www.ecoogler.com and it opperates the same as google.com Each time you use it you will be donating a leaf. With millions of users, the trees multiply.Please get on board and pass it on to as many people you can. It is little effort on your part and you are helping a lot. Thanks for helping to save our planet! How it works? For every search in Ecoogler, you contribute symbolically to reforest one leaf. For every 10.000 searches, Ecoogler and Aquaverde plant a tree in the Amazon. Google ha sacado un nuevo buscador para ayudar a repoblar el amazonas y los bosques de todo el mundo. Se llama www.ecoogler.com , funciona igual que el buscador google.com y cada vez que lo usemos se donará 1 hoja (muchas hojas hacen un árbol). ES MUY IMPORTANTE QUE LO PASES ya que no nos cuesta nada y AYUDAMOS MUCHO. ¡¡PÁSALO!!REENVIARLO ....

oh my gosh! like i allllllllllllllllmost forgot!!!

94-80 =) Sorry Evan, good day!

Welcome to Cuba!!!

I never been, no. My friend, let's call him Aaron went two weeks ago and got back today- I asked him if I can blog it out about his lil occurrence and he said "no doubt” matter of fact he is not ashamed at ALL... We do lunch and he is going on and on about his Cubano experience- he said there was a nice beach implicated, great food and fantastic cheap pussy “sorry…..COME AGAIN?!!!!!”He just said fantastic/cheap/pussy in the same sentence- I must be missing something- so I say go on please do share…....he went to Cuba with 7 friends/colleagues to make the long story short…they were approached by Carlito while at the resort who asked them if they would be interested in buying a “souvenir” hmmm… well Aaron wanted a go and went for it, he even got to pick! (Very appealing indeed) “she had long beautiful hair, she had to have been twenty’ su’thin 38’24’40 (wow..ok) and neb she got right to it- it was everything I wanted plus some” WAT THE fff r u kidding me??!?!? I dropped my fork and just looked at him, I honestly was waiting for “I’m just kidding-you are so naive” He always pulls these but he was as severe as a heart attack, he paid somewhat pesos to get sucked off and sex the girl while he was on vacation wow wow wow, I always say to each his own but this here-simply mind-boggling. It’s not the fact that he had sex with a complete stranger, no, not the fact that she was a prostitute? Call girl? Nope, not the fact that she spoke no English..nah not the fact that she was pimped to him nooooope but it’s the fact that he paid for it….. I have been told many many stories but this here-beats em all !! why would you ever pay for sex? I don’t care if you are ugly/fat/insecure/depressed/miserable/repulsive (he is none of the above) but everyone has a match- WHO PAYS FOR SEX??!?!?!?!?!?!? If you wanted a souvenir..what happened to just bringing home cigars?! Dear Aaron: Please go get tested- ASAP!

Interesting...

For a man to have a boob job is unusual enough - let alone to have the silicone implants not in the chest, but in the leg. But Lane Jensen's figure is now looking a little more voluptuous in an odd place after one of the most unusual operations of the year.Lane, a devotee of body art already, had a tattoo of a buxom lady on his shin. But for some reason, he decided this was not quite expressive enough - so had silicone implanted to make the etching stand out in all the right places. Canadian Lane, editor of a body art and tattoo magazine, even sat up to watch most of the operation carried out in Edmonton, Alberta. Brian Decker, owner of the firm Pure Body Arts, carried out the strange surgery which lasted just 45 minutes - and left Lane feeling nothing more than "a small bruise", but delighted with his new breasts.

well..i mean...i guess...

"The world is about to end in 2012… ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn't exist - there's no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings - and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitos bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president." - Lil' Wayne

Oslo sent me this lol

Some Quotes/Sayings that have stuck with me

"One's trash can be one's treasure" "..Some find happiness in other's miseries" “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.” Mahatma Gandhi "Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.” Robin Williams "Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.” Erica Jong "To cure jealousy is to see it for what it is, a dissatisfaction with self” Joan Didion "The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing." Marcus Aurelius "Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve." Dr. Napoleon Hill "100% of the shots you don't take don't go in." Wayne Gretzky "Can I live?”"- Jay Z "No matter where you go, you are what you are playa” Jay Z Signing off, It is what it be