Showing posts with label aw hell to naw. Show all posts
Showing posts with label aw hell to naw. Show all posts

8/15/09

Peek-a-b00 i seeeeeeeeee youuuuuuu

I have been told to add an "adult warning" due to our blog content so i did just that cuz i know at times we can get just a tad bit too comfortable with you guys. The bad news: you would have to be a lil more careful when checking us out at work/school/around your fam/kids . Good news: now we can basically post all kind of neked pix (not of us of course) on the blog YAY!!! i know you love nudity and filthy things as much as I do :I ...which brings me to what i wanted to originally speak on. I will keep it as simple as possible by writing a lil letter.
Dear boys, Do NOT and i mean DO NOT send me a pic of your peewang as if I'm supposed to get super exited about it. It's not cute, no it will not turn me on and it will not get you anywhere. *saves your pic* Nebby
LOL I'm not gonna put anyone on the spot but i will say this, i think it is HILARIOUS when i get a pic of a peewang on bbm followed by a :) *wink* i literally roll on the floor dyin cuz ... 1. you had to *ahem* work your way up to take the pic 2. the background and the things around the room are just HILARIOUS 3. G R O S S!! 4. we usually save em so we can show our girls later just don't...pls...

5/26/09

5/24/09

Let's pray...

Lars von Trier I was so intrigued to learn about this fellow who finds it necessary to portray women in his films as objects. In one of his film called "Breaking the Waves" it is about a woman and her husband who lost his job because he couldn't walk anymore/couldn't have sex with her anymore, the husband forces her to be a hooker because it "turns him on" FAST FORWARD to the part where these two guys beat her and RIP HER INTO PIECES and have sex with her body parts... so you get where I'm going with this right? sick. Like damn, ok ok we get it YOU DON'T LIKE WOMEN, that's not the end of it tho, because he continues to make films, right now he has a movie out called Antichrist which basically means that women are the Antichrist, This tendency reaches its apotheosis in Antichrist when Gainsbourg takes a large pair of scissors to the most intimate and sensitive part of her sexual organs and chops it off...YUP, a pair of scissors. I'm done talking about this creature, I can't believe he exists and continues to make films. BIO: "...His parents considered themselves both communists and committed nudists, His parents did not allow much room in their household for "feelings, religion, or enjoyment," and also refused to make any rules for their children..." That's just a little snippet about him if you want to google him feel free. "The movie is packed with arresting and atmospheric images, some of which you’ll wish you could permanently erase from your memory. " PS: He received the first Anti-award at the Cannes Film festival..what's an anti-award?! I don't know.

2/28/09

Bitch Please!

Do you have a friend/aquaintance that just sometimes gets you a tad bit annoyed?! not all the time tho, just sometimes when they go on and on and on talking about their life? it's like they want you to just sit there and listen/give them advice ... which don't get me wrong that's alllll gravy but when it comes for it to be YOUR turn to talk and vent they seem not so interested?! well i got one of those...and if you can't relate to what i'm talking about then you might be that annoying friend. Signing off, Ima go whooooo sahhhhhh

2/14/09

What is financially...

what is the world coming to?! His father got her pregnant and blamed it on his child, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. click HERE for the full fukery

2/10/09

Jockin' his fresh Jock-Jockin' his fresh

Remember ?.... Well... Ain't that some shit...smh. CLICK ICI I really hope you copped the fake Js while you was coppin' the fake LL.

1/26/09

Goat detained over armed robbery

LAGOS (Reuters) - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery. Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323. "The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone. "We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said. Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.
Intelligence is droppin like flies SMH, click HERE for article .

1/22/09

Oh Berg oh Berg!

Damn he just keeps dissapointing me...i actually had a lil tiny crush on him back in the day :/

1/19/09

...

As i'm watching the first 48 re-runs i get interrupted by this commercial...this shit is kinda disturbing not to mention real why am i watching episode one VIA youtube ....

1/12/09

Dex & Deb

I don't know how i feel about this! I LOVE the show, i know its JUST a show and whatever but i really like Dex and Deb as brother and sister so when i found out today that these ninjas got married?!?!?!? I was a lil grossed out I KNOW THEY ARE ONLY RELATED VIA HBO and i know that part of acting is inducing psychological make believe BLAH but still damn now it's gonna fuk up my whole swagg when i watch the next season. lil nasties! With that said...this was emailed to my Berry and it put a smile on my face like this :D

1/6/09

Damn...

The bad news: I skipped to diff parts till this video ended, the only thing flashy about it is Bow's charm bracelet other than that...PASS The good news: That would be all. Thanx.

12/5/08

Cheater

And it went a little something like this: “That mothafuka!!!! I KNEW he was too good to be true all the winin’ dinin’ shoppin’ and good head was just too unreal” mm hmmmm *I listen* “soooooo what’s the problem thicky” ( i call her that for obvious reasons, HI BOO!) “well i think he’s playing me, i think he’s cheating Neb, i obviously didn't walk in on him thrustin no bitch but i just know, he’s been lying about where he’s at, his phone is steady going off the hook, he looks at it and puts it on silent, it’s went from sweet to sour and it’s really hurting me, i have these weird ass dreams about catching his ass fukin another girl and it just taking a lot out of me ” mmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *SMH* “soooo what you think?!!?!?!?!?!? I mean, do you know when your boo is flossin without you? what would you do?? you think he’s cheating huh! do you know something?!” “whooooaaa there thicky....hold up just a jiving minute now.” OK, so with her permission of course, i decided to share her story I’m gonna tell you like i told her. Relationships are built on trust. I can only speak on my own experiences when i say before getting serious with ANYONE i demand a friendship first, i scope out the scene and if i want in, i sign up, but then again i’m a tad bit different. i take things super duper slow which might come off as uninterested or just plain rejecting the person, but it’s just how i move. Trust is built during the friendship phase and thats when YOU decide whether it’s something you want to follow through with or you just want to maintain friends with the person. I’m also a strong believer of open relationships, WOMP WOMP whatever some people call me crazy for having such a belief but because i rely on trust and respect i believe that the person I'm involved with respects me enough to share whatever with me, as i do with them. Now back to Thicky, i know EXACTLY how to tell when someone’s cheating on you...YUP i do i do, wanna know how?! YOU JUST KNOW, you don’t have to walk in on him getting busy and you do NOT even have to ask him. YOU JUST KNOW. if you get a feeling inside of you that tells you something is just not right that’s when you get your shit together and dipset. if you feel like he’s cheating, he probably is. if you have to ask whether he’s cheating, he probably is, if you have damn near nightmares about him doing the deed with Chantel from blue hill...guess what...he probably is. Always go with your instinct your inner voice will never lie to you. Most dudes don’t understand why i just dip on them sometimes, it’s because i just lose interest or something just doesn’t seem right and if i like them enough i will explain but if i don’t then what the hey...it is what it is. I should probably put his picture up and put his ass on blast lol naaaah I happen to respect the game, you just gotta play fair. Signing off, Miss i don’t gotta see shit

12/2/08

Be- Bry verse

Today my sweet luv Bryan sent me the sweetest? poem/rap/rhyme...anyway here it go. -----Original Message----- From: "Bryan 'be.' Espiritu" Date: Tue, 2 Dec 2008 18:38:05 To: Subject: Fuck Nebby, bitch "Fuck Nebby, bitch" By: be-bry It's the second day of Advent, My homey's been absent. Maybe she's afraid of my "man scent" - I'm stinky. I don't use deodorant, So I smell like gopher shit. I tried to be a friend to her, But she would never go for it. Where the fuck is Nebula? I should say, "To hell with her", She used to be my bb homey, Message on my cellular. Now she just a bitch to me. Wait until I see her next. I'll throw her in a Christmas tree for never sending texts - Anymore, Fucking whore! I hope she don't think that I mean this. She's a crazy boxer - and she from Boss town. I maybe just have lost one, She treat me like a turd stain. I'll treat her like a chicken head. Bandana man. Bird gang. Fuck did my friend go? Cholla hate this chollo. Maybe I don't wear enough Polo. Or no, no - I'm not cool enough, Cool, cool Cool enough. Cool cool Cool cool I'm not cool enough. Yeah. Motherfucker. what!? Peace, be. ---------------------------- Bryan Espiritu Founder/Creative Lead TheLegendsLeague, Ideall Clothing & TheMeaningOfDope ---------------------------- www.thelegendsleague.com www.ideallclothing.com www.themeaningofdope.com ....I miss you too Bryan...i fucking miss you too you fukin dirt bag