Blackberry fun

A convo between me and Lissa. She told me she was gonna go to sleep prob. 3 hrs prior to this message. Participants: ------------- NEBBY,lissa.monet Messages: --------- lissa.monet: I'm dancing alone at home...i'm practicing NEBBY: For what?! lissa.monet: For when i battle you! NEBBY: O pls lissa you know i would krump, pop lock and drop into a split while shaking my ass and making one cheek freeze on you lissa.monet: LMAO!!! lissa.monet: Omg nebby I'm done! Whoooooot! NEBBY: U still up?! lissa.monet: I love u nebby. NEBBY: .... Love u too lissa lissa.monet: Ur so ride or die NEBBY: Smh U need anything? lissa.monet: Why are u smh? NEBBY: Because this is so funny lissa.monet: I said that out loud and it sounded funny *LISSA CALLS ME AND LAUGHS ON THE PHONE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES THEN HANGS UP* lissa.monet: Love uuuuuuu NEBBY: Oh but ur so amazing And damn love you right back lissa.monet: Did u hear the music? I was really having a party NEBBY: I sure did....I'm tellin on u I hope u know lissa.monet: Noooooo don't tell grannny lissa.monet: I would so invite u but I'm not allowed to have sexy ppl over. NEBBY: *sigh* I think she meant boys tho lissa.monet: She meant everything NEBBY: Lmao!!! lissa.monet: *dead* NEBBY: Correction *drunk* lissa.monet: I am I can't lie NEBBY: U know what song u should sooo blast right now?!my fav song to listen to while I'm tipsified lissa.monet: What song?!? NEBBY: "Shut up bitch"- lil kim, Ur gonna feel soooo G, And the beat is gonna make u do crazy shit w ur ass lissa.monet: LMAO Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network MADE MY NIGHT! After this great convo i picked up my lil half brother and we went to the 24 hr joint to get nachos/cheese, fruits, ice cream and a bunch of fatti products, we threw in a hood movie and then watched you tube videos, he was half asleep and i made him watch Scarlet's top of the notch performance...this is christian's reaction to SCARLET TAKES A TUMBLE PS: sorry about the shakin, the computer was on my stomach and i was DYIN!


My Christmas List

Dear Santa, I wrote you a letter last year and sent it to you VIA post but you got it a little late, sorry i know I'm last minute and thank you for getting me MOST of the stuff i wanted. This year i decided to post it on my blog because I'm sure you read it and i even made it convenient for you by linking the majority of the things. I wanna thank you ahead of time and as you know i have been reaaaaaaaaaaallllllllyyyy good this year! Well i will leave you to marinate with the list as i go help the homeless and feed the hungry. PowerShot SD1100 IS- Any color would be just fine, there all spiffy. Black Berry Storm I'm with Rogers, but whatever as long as we can get it unlocked then it's all good, OH! and if by xmas time it's not out yet i'll take a Bold Macbook- I have had my book for about 3 yrs now and i need this new one...it's way sexier, I want in! A Getaway back to Mexico - I been to mexico twice and i wanna go one more time lol i love it and i plan on buying a lil place on the beach there, it's not on this xmas list but maybe it will be on the one next year. Gift Certificate to Sephora- Make up is expensive and I have been having fun with it lately so this would be *insert borat voice here* niiiiice A Wii Clothes from Aritzia - They have sick shit. A Treadmill!!!- to put in the basement since I am too lazy to go to the gym, i promise i wont hang clothes on it! MOOOOOBBBIIIIIEEESSSSS- Hood ones, love ones, scary ones...whatever Shoes This list can go on forever Santa cuz as you know I'm always wanting things, but i also want simple things like a $$$ Gas card, a $$$ food card, a gift certificate for the hair store (weave can be expensive, were talking a 100/pack), a skateboard, winter boots, a new leather jacket, board games, perfumes, jewelry etc.... Love, Zineb


Dom Perignon

I'm hard to chase but good to catch. Random post I know. With that said i'm gonna leave you with a video that leaves me feeling super hyphy, this to me is the original pop champagne jawnt...It pose' tah bubble n it just be like that sometime ;)

Get your umbrellas out because, that's when I brainstorm

quoted from Public Service announcement - jay z (edited by andy) "Fellow Americans, it is with the utmost pride and sincerity that I present this Blackberry, as a living testament and recollection of history in the making during our generation." Just got back from lunch with a friend from RIM (who shall remain nameless). We did our regular Technology break down like always - we struggle to talk about anything that's not technology related ..im starting to believe its the only thing we have in common. Anyways.. If you live in the U.S i'm sure you've seen the ad's and heard the all the commotion but in case you didn't Nov 21st RIM & Verizon released this piece of technological history to the U.S market.. Generally I tend to follow the rule: "thall shall not believe the hype" But this situation was a bit different..I was fortunate enough to demo a pre-production (beta) version of this unit for the past few weeks... needless to say now i co-sign for the hype... im not even going to get into how official this device is... Go check it out for yourself.. Canadian Release date is - ?? Peace Andy

A peice for ARI

quoted from Be
"Recently, we found out that our friend and extended family member, RJ aka Raymond Ari Nepomuceno needed emergency surgery to have a valve in his heart replaced....... " Read full story here



Pic bellow stolen from concreteloop.com, but i came across the same pix on Bossip..media take out and just bout everygotdamnwhereelse. Anyway each different site is talking about Jay-z "ugly glasses" (i like em..) Beyonce's "weird" hair (it's pretty spiffy if you ask me)or just the plain "ugly" faces they are making (they probably saw the same shit i saw on the screen) HMM..OKAY COOL BUT INSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT ALLAH THAT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BOY THAT GOT FUCKED UP THE NIGHT BEFORE SITTIN BEHIND THEM? OR WHAT ABOUT THE DUDE SLEEPING WHO HAPPENS TO BE THE SAME DUDE PICKING HIS NOSE...YEA LET'S DO THAT INSTEAD.

ROUND 1: BD vs. CB4

Barron Davis and Chris Bosh have a competition going on to see who can make the best short skit.. .. Kick back turn up your volume and enjoy round 1 of the competition Who you think Won Round 1? Tim: "good to know they didnt use any celebrities" LMFAO (Cabbie..) Andy



I always find humor in fucked up shit LOL

Frequent Flickr miles..

Because i'm not a great photographer (I dont' even own a camera) but value photography I visit Flickr a few times a day. I came across this picture a few days ago... "it had me changing my expression (i dont express)" i'm not one to use the word "cute" but damn... Andy.


Hello world!!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii guys!!! soooOooOOoOOooo I know some of my friends that blog check their stats on a daily..which is cool i just set up an account when i first started blogging and never checked up on it *does beyonce dance* So i went to check on my fellow visitors (that's YOU) and helllooooo!! holly shit! ppl are from all over the place. Knowing me being the travel bug queen i went to see my top 40. waaa waaa weee waaaa I would love to visit alllll them places plus mo' how about we work out a lil deal ovah here at The Segment, i keep bloggin and you just provide me with a place i can rest my head when i decide to visit your country. Sri Lanka, Brazil, Austria...i got my eyes on you!

ain't that sum shit.. (pun intended)

My boy Hek, Just left the city to go check our boy aRi Jay out in cali ARI WADDUP? get well soon! Before he left we had a conversation about how nasty public bathrooms in our city are. He mentioned O’Hare airport in Chicago was the best place he ever took a shit… guess who had a stop over in Chicago on his way to Cali.. he sent me a pic from his blkberry so I could grasp the full beauty of this beast.. (thankfully it wasn't the full beauty of his beast..) Look at the way she moves... This changes everything... Andy.

Where were you when...

you first heard this...?


*mos def voice* people usually find it hard to express feelings. for me taking a pen and jotting down everything in my head has always been my escape from life. now don't get me wrong i'm not a poet or any of that but these people are truly amazing. i've been watching def poetry jam for so long, just thought i'd share a few of my favorite guests.


I'm not the type to read long posts, thick books, long emails, long texts or long comments, i'm just too ADD'ed out to stay focused. For some reason i always read Janine's blog, shes a breath of fresh air, shes smart, she speaks how i think with less cussing and even if she writes 17 pages you best believe ima read that shit :) I was getting my daily dose from her blog and came across this post... "Over it... There comes a point in your life when you should no longer have to jump through flaming hoops to have a friendship with someone. Friendships are important, but you get to a point where you are either going to accept a person for who they are or you are not. To constantly be testing the strength of a bond is exhaustive and unnecessary. If I love you and I say you're my peoples...you're my peoples. I will have your back and if you need me, I'll be there. I'm not one of those people who has to be enmeshed in every aspect of my friends' lives. I think the best way to preserve a friendship is when the opposite of that is true. I'm lucky enough to have found girlfriends who understand the type of person I am and love me anyway. I offer them the same. And we offer this to each other, without condition, in spite of the fact that there are things about each of us that one or the other may not like or approve of. The idea of being a friend as long as the other person meets my strict standards is ludicrous and juvenile. The world isn't made up of people who do what you'd do or say what you'd say at every minute of the day. To expect such a thing would be like expecting to look into the face of a stranger and see your face reflected back. Narcissicism at its finest. I'm not perfect. Far from it. But I don't expect my friends to be any more or any less than who they are. Even if I deserved better treatment. When you didn't show up to my birthday dinner because you were visiting a sick friend in the hospital I could overlook that, even though common courtesy dictates a phone call to advise when you're going to be late or absent, but in the grand scheme of things...not a huge deal. When I missed the first 20 minutes of 'Wanted' because you couldn't tear yourself away from your phone over a situation there was no way for you to resolve in that moment. If it weren't for the fact that I had your ticket, I'd have gone in without you. But, ultimately, I overlooked that, too. But you? It seems like every chance you get you hijack the friendship threatening to terminate it if I don't behave a certain way. I don't have the time or the energy or the wherewithall to deal with that type of high school bullshit. Maybe we'll be friends...maybe we won't be any more than acquaintances. At this point, either way, I'm over it. "- Janine
She couldn't have said it better...my new found blogger bestest
This other post is one of my favorites "Dear Grace You had a cold sore on your lip today, so I couldn't go anywhere near your grill station. I feel like an asshole, but damn G...you couldn't cover that shit up?? I know cold sores happen, but you work in food service. You can't be serving up food and grossing people out at the same time. That shit is so public school cafeteria...and this is a multi million dollar corporation. Certain standards must be upheld. Grace, I still :heart: you, but if that sore is visible tomorrow, I'll be forced to report you. Nasty. Love, J~ "- Janine I didn't even ask her it would be okay to put her on super blast :/ I hope she doesnt mind

HOME AWAY FROM HOME. - Stockhome, Toronto

It's a trip cuz Livestock Toronto's doors have only been open for only year and a half.. Even when I'm not working you can find me @ the shop clownin around... truly my home away from home and escape from the redundancy of my 9 - 5.
co-workers wouldn't apply in this situation  - consider these dudes my brothers...
(from left to right: los, skam, andy, aug, hek )
Photo credits - still will


Obama picked Hillary for secretary of state now that's what i like to see =)


Love Letter

Dear Blackberry,
yours Faithfully, andy

Medic Esthetic'

"Behold the beauty of imperfection! These white or skin-coloured shoes made of synthetic plaster, bandages, stainless steel, and other medical materials, aim to expose the taboo on physical deformities." Gwendolyn Huskens a designer presented a set of six shoes called 'medic esthetic' at a recent graduation show, aiming to reveal the taboos associated with physical deformities, her collection of cream and skin-toned footwear for women is made from medical materials and supplies such as plaster bandages, steel and band-aids....I love weird shit but I honestly don't know how i feel about them, what you think?? would you rock it? >I would wear the leg brace knee high sandle in the back right.

temperature in T.O: Cold as fuk w/ Snow

That bitch Winter is gonna be kickin it wit us in T.O for the next 4 months... She decided to fuk shit up early this year.. we got our first Snow fall today... as far as I'm concerned the first snow fall represents the start of winter... and the last snowfall represents the end. since this bitch couldn't wait to get this shit started.... let the games begin Evidence that she kicked our ass last year...
Stay Warm Toronto..and when your cold play this track..it usually helps
Peace Andy


He means the world to me

You know how you have that friend that is soooo good to you??? you know...the one that tells you how it is, loves you NO MATTER WHAT even though he slips and calls you a "cold hearted bitch that shoulda born with a penis"? no?....well this one's mine, he happens to be alllllllllllll the way in Cali but he makes an effort to come visit me. Brandon and I ran track and went to state championships, were both hella competitive and he thinks he can beat me in a race *rolls eyes* one time i challenged him to race me, he complained about how there was snow on the ground, not having the right sneakers and other silly things. The activities Brandon and I enjoy doing are fine dining, cheap dining, home breakfastin' and snacking. Hello world, Meet Brandon: Chicken!!! Ear Diggin' Lip Poke'in' Back Back then then...grill cheesin' This here is Brandon when i ask him about sex

The "..nology" Era


Stay current with both... Peace Andy.


Can't stop smiling

I'm soooo proud of my sister Kenza!!! :) i know it might sound silly or a no biggie to alot of people but shes the only little one i have (I'm 7 yrs older :/ ) although she's not that lil no more...she's taller than me but anyway SHE GOT HER LICENCE TODAY!!!! when she told me i couldn't stop smiling and shouting "ahhhh beeep beeeepp" (inside joke unless you used to watch sister sister lol) i was so excited!! shes growing up so fast and I'm so proud of everything that she does, she's smart, beautiful and just so well driven yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay for Kenza!! Me: wooooooo! yaah! bitch! yah!!! Kenza: ...yeaaaaaaaa but you know this don't mean you can just be like here go park my car... Me: *listening* Kenza: orrrrrrrrrr wait outside the store and if someone needs you to move do it. Me: But what if- Kenza: orrrrrrrrrrrrrr 'i'm gonna run inside the store downtown and you drive around until I'm done cuz theres no parking' yea......none of that shit *click* Me: *rolls eyes*


Got alot to say but i'm really lost for words...

I'm sure there's two questions on your mind rii about now - 1: Q: How the fuk did this happen..? A: intense negotiation (converstion @ dinner friday) nebby: I'd love to have you contribute to my blog andy: No nebby: c'amonn Andy. andy: Fine On one condition. you change the blog to bulls colours nebby: wtf. you can't be serious.. andy: Chicago bulls colours and ill blog.. 2: Q:Who the Fuk is Andy..? A:One day ill bore you with a corny grade school introduction (who i am,what i'm doing, where i'm going...an blah blah blah) until then you'll get to know me quite well based on the shit I post Most of the time I can find music to describe how i'm feeling or to convey a specific message that i'm trying to get across. because music speaks the universal language I wanted to find a track that best described where i'm at.. even if you don't like the track watch the video it's like saturday morning all over again... GURU ft Common & Bob James - STATE OF CLARITY [common]...I was told that it was written Imma author it. (I couldn't have said it any better..) Peace Andy.

Fri night with Andy

Andy wanted to go to a party...i wanted to eat....I won and we both ended up happy and with a mean case of the itis. First we met up downtown then went to Golden Griddle where Andy wanted to have breakfast and I had the spaghetti mmmmmmmm yummmm we then looked through the window and saw Demetre's then i of course said "heeeeeeeeeey!!! you know you want some desert c'amon!!" so we walked over there ... In mid convo the lights went out we were so freaked out Ela Ela ey ey Fin. PS: Andy is gonna be the newest edition to this blog,I have known Andy since i moved to Toronto and he's been nothing but great to me since day 1, he's one of those friends that are super weird, but in a good way :) i love him with all my heart even tho he denied me big time...he wont make me his girlfriend cuz I'm not taller than 5'10 and bellow size 3 *sigh* let's welcome Andy!!! Andy says: I look really anorexic...I'm like swimming in my shirt LMAO!


this is my friend jessica's little sister lisset. she was feeling giggly !

"An Inspiring person I'm happy to have in my life"

Words can't even express how proud I am of this lil shit :) Drizzy made it on Vibe magazine awwwwww sheeeeet google him baby then go get your copy ASAP so you can frame it you know you wanna. (click on the pic to get a closer look) ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD he's on Lil Wayne's new mixtape Dedication 'Tree' you know you gonna buy that too and play # 20 on repeat. DJ Drama & Lil Wayne - Dedication 3 Go go go get yours!!!



AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk. PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the F.B.I. or the C.I.A. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence. ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 20) You are the pioneer type. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick. TAURUS (Apr 21 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddam Nazi. GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. CANCER (June 21 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer. LEO (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you're probably queer. Changes of employment lead to are expected because of your inability to cope. SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are not worth the time of day. CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.


Random thought

"If you surround yourself with too many birds you bound to get shit on"
This is the best quote that i have come up with on my own!! lol i remember back a year ago my homie Andy was going through some rough shit with a girl or something and the first thing that came to mind was well you know what Andy ...if you surround yourself with too many bird you bound to get shit on!! he loved it...i loved it...the other day i was thinking of funny shit that me and that boy have been through and i remembered how he took my quote and tried to claim it
LOOK! i'm on Be's Blog I recently got a Free Gucci Mane shirt as a present and i love it!! not only is it sick but it's super comfy too...if you havent gotten one yet you def. should and there are so many other ones to pick from! Click HERE


This is Madonna's Do's and Don't list for her EX husband when it comes to her kiddies.....click the pic to make it bigger, Madonna is a funny one.


first i thought i was the only one that obsessed over it. then i became aware of my surroundings and realized that im not the only one that enjoys this. i mean is it wrong ? noooope its not wrong ! you know why ? because how can something so wrong feel so good ? mmmm just thinking about it makes me happy =) ! this series is sickening in every way possible. i mean really ? vampires, wolves, and powers ? i would have never gave into those kind of books. but twilight, twilighhhhhht my friends, is amazing. forbidden love, drama, and out of this world things you could never imagine all in one series. i know you probably heard all the fuss about it due to the movie release next week but forget that. i suggest you pick up the book before you watch the movie ! you wont be disappointed.


*sigh* I Want

Damn Damn & Damn... OH! remember The faculty???? SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHO SHE IS PLEASE!!! ............................... ..................................... .........................................hmmmm......................... That's more like it. :)

Made my day

I'm mucho thankful for people in my life that just put random smiles on my face...or in this case make me laugh histerically while driving to the point of almost crashing :/ I swooped this off L.L. B
I was awarded the “be.” Award today for excellency in the category of being someone with the syllable pronounced “be” in their name. It’s something that I’ve been waiting to get nominated for for quite some time and to finally be recognized for my efforts as a world class someone with the syllable pronounced “be” in their name was a great great honour. I never thought I would actually get nominated, let alone win it. Right after I got off the stage I shouted Nebby to let her know that I had finally won: be.: I’m the winner of the “be.” Award! Nebby: Wa Nebby: Lolll Nebby: Sickkkk be.: I know. Nebby: Wat u have to do Nebby: Nuthin huh be.: Just represent the be shit. be.: You were in my acceptance speech. Nebby: Reallyyyyy Nebby: Wat u say? be.: I said: “Thank you to all who voted. I mean, it could have been any ‘be’ that won this - Jon B., The Cheerios Bee, or even Neb-be. But you guys voted for me.. And for that, I couldn’t BE any more grateful”. Thanks to everyone for voting. And to last years winner, Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in The Bee Movie, thanks for really setting the standard for the rest of the ‘be’s to come. » Published by be.


Ready to go

Make up for the lazy? I don't know but i really wanna try it simply cuz i do not know how to apply make up if my life depended on it ESPECIALLY eye shadow i just finally learned how to put on cover up/bronzer and all that shit. I run across some girls that look like they are spray painted and ready for a photo shoot everyday and i just *sigh* and say man i wish i could do that wish i had the skill...THEN again i am NOT gonna be waking up 2 hrs earlier than scheduled to get ready and I'm just too bi-polar and not steady handed for all of that. Anyway check this new eyeshadow thing out, i wanna buy but then i noticed that the shipping and handling is like 50 dollars to Canada which would make it 20 for the sticky thing plus 50 for shipping/handling to be 70 dollars and i don't think so sorry. If anyone else tries this and loves it let me know! Smoked out Bronzed out (i luv this one) This one is if you wann get wild i guess ;) You can check out more HERE